Soft In The Conch

No BFO in Apple and there’s no player on today’s posting at the www. Instead the title references 2008? “BFO4882 – October 15, 2008“ #downtown

I got my Covid and flu shot at Vons. They gave me coupons for free groceries! We’ll all be science experiments to keep eating in this economy.

Gas Report! $5.89 a gallon. @bigfattyonline.bsky.social @aussie-battler.bsky.social

Look at the outrageous price you’d pay if you didn’t use the club card At Vons. $16.99 vs $9.99 for 12 Oz of coffee. $11.45 vs $4.95 for 5 cans of tuna. Insanity!

My lift driver drives a Chevrolet red.

They wanted to give me a pat down at the airport. I can’t blame them.

Some guy at the airport has a T-shirt that says, “I’m retired and you’re not. Have fun at work tomorrow.” They’re sticking it to us! 😡 But I don’t have to be at work until Monday.

Can’t download the BFO in Apple. Can’t listen on the www. Guess they’ve gone out of business.

My feet are going to fall off. 13,000+ steps.

Can you be over fed on tuna. Yes you can.

Huladays are coming.

They make you order these Malasadas donuts in threes. One would have been enough. They’re just dough in sugar. Not worth the calories to quote Prue.

I went to a rum distillery where they showed us they use tilapia waste to fertilize the sugar cane in their rum. Archerr would have loved it.

I’ve posted this photo like 4 x. I don’t know where it keeps going. Anyway, no pennies for Miss Bacon.

I live here now.

The death rattlers got me. I’m catching a sore throat. 🤒

The number of people with open mouth death rattle cough is gross. I’m not going to make it home alive.

I got over 15000 steps. But I’m sure I ate and drank more to offset it.

#maitai #hulas

Pokē lunch. 🐟🐠

I can hear my grandmother saying “your eyes are bigger than your stomach.“

I walked for like an hour then had to rush back because my guts began bubbling. I almost shat myself in the elevator.

Aloha™️ Mahalo™️

Da bears.

My individual Christmas pudding molds came.

testing out my new eye mask. It stops the dreaded light entering around your nose. a.co/d/0hvlSIVP

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social hear you’re trading in the special chair for a 2027 model.

Shrinkflation! No more 25% bonus!

I want to see the local oktoberfest but not in 101 weather. It’s not that good. Plus I’ve got other things going on today.

So just 100 degrees here today. No big whoop.

Thankfully I keep a dishpan permanently under my kitchen sink because I found it was filling up with water!

I’m catching up on Strange New Worlds and not loving this soap opera episode.

I was working my way through Veronica Mars yesterday and today I guess it’s gone from Plex.

I don’t take public transportation often, because it’s gross. Case in point, I took the trolley today to go to an event at the convention center. A homeless man was passed out on the seats, but woke up just to projectile vomit in the car. I was not in the splash zone.

I’m watching a documentary on the early 2000 show The Swan, and I wish Pat Powers hadn’t disappeared off the face of the earth. He would love this, and I’d love to hear him talk about it.

$6.12 a gallon.

I'm replacing my dining chairs now that one of my old ones broke. I don't trust online furniture stores. I figure they take your money, go out of business then launch a new website only to do it all over again. That's how they get ya!

Should I just start drinking Soylent? everything is either too expensive or contaminated.

I just put my cell phone on a selfie stick to inspect the condo roof over my unit. It doesn’t look bad. At least no holes. Guess I’ll be fine this el nino. #diy #imaroofer

They misspelled anus.

@aussie-battler.bsky.social $5.71 for gaaaaaas is cheap compared to the average gallon in San Diego is now $6.24.

I'm tired of work life going from one fire drill to another and then having to wait on others to do their part.

No idea what this is but it went right into the vacuum cleaner.