OldCodgerOfAppalachia

Cipolla’s 5 Laws Of Stupidity: 1. We underestimate the # of stupid people in the world. 2. The probability that a person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic. 3. Stupid people cause harm to others w/o any gain for, & at times, damaging themselves. (Cont’d)

Anyway. Did anybody else have a chemistry set as a kid? Was just thinking about the magnificent trifold Gilbert set I used to have. There was a time when the adults in this country really trusted us not to blow the roof off the house. 😂

Writer writes article. Posts article with comment. Person reads article. Responds directly to comment, instead of article. All the smart people on this app: “HuRr DuRr DiDjA ReAd DuH ArDikKLE?” And, you people wonder why we can’t seem to get anyone to NOT think liberals are condescending fuckheads?

I’m not sure I understand what “fight” means in the context Liberals use it. March for it? Yell while wearing pussy hats for it? Sign wave for it? Because, where I’m from “fight” means you hit a motherfucker. So, what are you asking me to do, SPECIFICALLY?

These motherfuckers have no idea that one can just click over to Teh Googler and write: “Was the economy better when Trump left office or when Biden left office” and get a whole boat load of them fancy webbin’ sights to read.

But he was just on CNN talking about how great things are.

Seconded

Well, at least now we know why FL obliterated its child labor laws.

I can’t general strike because Of the way my ethics and client abandonment works. But, maybe the rest of you can. Good luck.👍

Republicans crow and beat their chests about participation trophies and winning/losing but are the biggest bunch of sore losing crybaby bitches this side of the cosmos.

The thing that makes Obama such a masterful speaker is his command of nuance. Too many Democrats think it has to be all or nothing and forget that multiple things can hold true at once.

Of course he’d look like a boy version of Laura Loomer. Of course.

Headline: Von Shitzenpantz, who bankrupted places where math is required, got to pick math used for macro economics.

What’s worse? Soon he’ll begin to operate the scheme that way because the lie will become his reality and then it really will be a mess of epic proportions.

Sure he shared a video that says he’s doing it on purpose. It’s been weeks of “Sir, are you doing this because you’re a stupid motherfucker or is there a plan?” lobbed at him. His ego can’t take it. So, he’s now going to pretend this is all part of the plan.

Trump’s, Rubio’s, and JD’s panic reactions to China’s retaliation tells me this was NOT in their playbook. So, if crashing the economy was their goal, it wasn’t their goal to crash it *this* particular way. The weak men are about to create hard times.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY! YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

Caught off guard by China’s retaliation to his tariff, Trump fired off a furious response to the news that China is slapping 34% tariffs on all goods imported from the U.S. “CHINA PLAYED IT WRONG, THEY PANICKED - THE ONE THING THEY CANNOT AFFORD TO DO!” he posted Friday morning. #FAFO #TrumpTariff

The fuck is Chris Cuomo’s deal?

HEY @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social INVESTIGATE CHRIS WRIGHT’S CONNECTIONS TO STRATEGIC STORAGE SOLUTIONS LLC. THEY WERE JUST AWARDED THE $1.4B CONTRACT FOR OUR STRATEGIC OIL RESERVES.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THEY’RE STEALING THE OIL RESERVES. youtu.be/TBppo_C6XLM?...

Hank Tough is Johnny Bravo’s cousin

Why I don’t give a fuck if Biden was senile: 1.) He cared about this country & its people. 2.) He cared about service people. 3.) He tried to do the best he could for the most people. 4.) He treated our allies w/ respect. 5.) He tried to leave the country better than he found it.

I’m caught somewhere between “I hope it doesn’t crash” and “it’ll guarantee the midterms”. 🫤

America+ . The shitty new subscription service to a poorly managed country.

Monster Squad > The Goonies. I said what I said.

Overheard at work today between two male students: “Bitch, is you a Mexi-CAN’T or a Mexi-CAN?” “Motherfucker, I’m Cuban.” “Oh. I got nothin’ for that, then.”

Why is Pierce Morgan?

“Laura Loomer pushes Trump to fire NatSec officials.”

It wouldn’t have mattered if people had gotten off their asses to vote for Kamala Harris. Money doesn’t do shit, if the people will do their job. Wisconsin proved that.

It’s almost like treating a country like a business is a bad idea or something. Whodathunkit? Oh, right. Everyone who voted for VP Harris.

I can help. Law firms exist to make as much money as humanly possible and are not noble institutions of justice and liberty. They will bend and spread or bow and curtsey for who/whatever will keep from affecting the bank account. Do not look to lawyers for protection from authoritarianism.

Ouch.

Every time Donold says “The Hooties” my mind goes:

It’s gonna be like: “Hurr durr, launch all nuke-ya-ler missiles at Antarctica to destroy Vladimir Penguin.”

Think they tried to teach Chat GPT “Putin” and it thought they meant “Penguin” and that’s why it tariffed that island? Skynet’s gonna go self aware and be like this:

OMFG. Then can we ask him and Pete Kegseth how they plan to handle the aggression from Latveria?

Jesus. We’re Saruman, aren’t we?

I know they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer, and if if that’s what Trump is doing with Russia, I just wish he’d make it a little more “keep them closer” and not so much “Suck the chrome off their trailer hitches.”

Well. I mean. I guess if you’re too broke to afford anything bc the economy grenaded, that might could be counted as “making things cheaper.” 🫤

I hope nobody in the Trump Administration runs a fire department. “We gotta wait for the fire to burn your house down before we see how things are gonna go.”

End Stage Renal Failure. I think.

10%. That’s what my 401k is down in just the last DAY. I’ve lost more money in my savings in two months of this stupid regime, than I did the whole four years of Biden.

It’s okay. Politics does them. When cars aren’t moving off the lot and the floor plan payments are eating them up, maybe they’ll learn to be a little more aware.

When we eat the rich, I’m feeding this prick to the buzzards. I’d like to think Americans will learn a very hard lesson by the end 2028 and that they won’t make this kind of dumbass mistake again.

I hate to say it but…damn, I think James Carville might have been right. 😳

We went from being the only economy on earth to survive Covid, to a sinking ship in under six months. I defy any red hat dumbass to try to tell me this had any goddam thing to do with Joe Biden.

JD Vance giving out pills. How fitting.

Umm. Well. Republicans are — how shall I put this so as to not offend? Ah. Yes. Fucking liars.

Worst of the worst case scenario SO FAR.