🦇 zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek 🦇

[makes a drawing] [oo its not good]

i think its crazy how official artists have redesigned hargon to have five fingers instead of four to match the other humanoid monster designs but they decided "no. keep his 3 toes. he only needs 3."

this must be what my profile looks like to so many people

anytime work messages me for any reason ever: Im in trouble im fired i lose my job my lifes over this is it.

AND EVERYONES MAAAAAD AT YOUUUU

[pulls out the little hargon in my bag] oh hargon what should i get for dinner. burger or sandwich "a burger is a sandwich you cretin" u are so wise pocket hargon

i think i have no choice but to play moon now, lest i be a poser

this ghost.....sniffles...

do you think that once hargon gets positive attention and companionship for a while he gets rlly upset when theres no one there to give him that attention and gets dramatic and leaves notes like this around everywhere

the whole thing

"oh thats just the minecraft--" no. nonono. nooooooooo

hibernating in a burrow sounds so good right now. i want to be unconscious for months its not faaaair

imagine if zeek hibernated but hargon did not so now hargon is missing his lil punching bag until spring...

hargon, at the end of the game: to watch myself be destroyed, its all ive ever wanted!!! zeek, walking up behind him, ready to give a big hug, glowing with the power of friendship: haha dude saaaaame