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I was just thinking about how James Caan used to be on Twitter, and would finish every tweet by saying END OF TWEET

Kevin Hassett says "Americans" are a trillion dollars better off than when Trump took office. Just don't ask him WHICH Americans those are. (Spoiler: it ain't you.)

Voters are going to respond to how Republicans are addressing the key issues that we all care about.

Q: There's a report that FEMA is telling states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. Any reaction? OSSOFF: So the Trump administration is telling folks across the country to prepare to fend for themselves while taxpayer dollars are sent to back Don Jr & Eric's mining interest in Kazakhstan?

At this point, everyone seems to have just normalized the idea of the President offering bribes to voters. This is just how it is, isn't it? Trump does outrageous things, we all act shocked, and then we shrug and ignore it.

No one has ever had as punchable a face as Hassett.

Thanks alot, OBAMA.

When I first saw the text of this post, I assumed that Trump was posting videos of ice dogs attacking migrants or something. Terrible, but on brand. But this is even more unhinged. It's just random people being attacked by lions and stuff in zoos. When is everyone gonna admit he's unwell?

Dems should start campaigning on statements like this, and just say, "The GOP doesn't even know that the war with Iran is affecting oil prices."

It's insane that we elected this imbecile twice, and we're gonna get another global pandemic.

Recall this, in 2020, where Trump struggled to walk down a ramp, later claiming that it was slippery due to weather, even though you can see that it's a perfectly sunny day. youtu.be/6bqvGXGN4DA?...

Anyone gonna comment on the fact that Pete Hegseth stands with the posture of a toy action figure instead of a normal person? Is this supposed to be some hard core Alpha bro move?

No real military leader would define leadership like this. The fact that Hegseth thinks this is leadership highlights how mindlessly superficial his understanding of any of this stuff is.

It's worth saying here: The only people obsessed with this stuff are weirdos in Trump's administration.

Imitation crab meat is like string cheese, but made out of fish.

This is like watching a kid give a book report on a book that he clearly only read the beginning of.

A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED

This is a great example of what the entire GOP is at this point in history. They're just a bunch of unserious imbeciles who can't do even the basic legwork that should be a minimum requirement for their jobs. Schmitt concocts this conspiracy theory and presents it without even basic fact checking.

Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.

Here's the question to ask: What kind of fraud could you commit by signing up for health insurance and not using it? There's no way for a criminal to somehow make money from such an act.

Why did Joe Biden impose all these tariffs, alienate all of our allies, and start a war with Iran?

Most Datacenters only employ around 50 on-site employees. The idea that they are going to bring a bunch of good jobs is a pure fiction.

To anyone in the press, Franklin's quote seems relevant to you guys. "We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately" ~Benjamin Franklin, 1776

Markwayne Mullin: "Those individuals came into the country the white way."

lol -- Enten unpacks how everyone hates Pete Hegseth, who has a -25 net approval rating, including -43 with independents

How is Josh Johnson able to make a new routine every week and be hilarious every single time?

Yo @jaketapper.bsky.social How can you go on TV, and NOT call Trump the dumbest man alive, after he just spent all day saying stuff like this? bsky.app/profile/atru...

Who could have predicted that electing a mentally disabled sociopath, twice, would turn out badly?

Look, people are upset that Patel walked out of a Senate hearing, but I think we all need to acknowledge that those beers aren't gonna drink themselves.

Kash Patel is arguing that so many FBI applicants had sex with animals, that disqualifying them for beastiality wouldn't let them find any agents. So, according to the Director of the FBI, if you encounter an FBI agent, they probably had sex with animals.

I think tearing down Trump's monstrosities, and scraping all that gold crap off the walls, would be healthy symbolism about recovering the country. In addition, fire all his appointees. He's the guy who wanted Schedule F - the next Dem POTUS should use it, then cancel Schedule F. But use it first.

It's crazy that the GOP still tries to push the idea that Trump is some work-aholic, when we can all see that all he does is spend our tax dollars golfing, and sleeping through televised meetings.

Remember in 2020 when Trump tweeted, unprompted, that he didn't have a series of mini-strokes?

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: The World According to Harp https://theonion.com/the-world-according-to-harp/

Folks, @glowlaw.org - a new non-profit dedicated to legal accountability for government lawyers, documenting both ethics violations and dedication to the rule of law by government attorneys - badly needs your help. We need to raise $18,000 to keep the lights on for this coming year

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Pete Hegseth is a culture warrior, unlike the Army secretary, who was an actual warrior.

It's cool that the Secretary of Defense, while we are engaged in a war that is going badly, has nothing better to do than shitpost on Twitter.

Donald Trump makes President Camacho from Idiocracy look like Abraham Lincoln.

I'm just gonna throw this out there. If Canada wanted to engage trunk on his own level, and just start arbitrarily renaming things, I bet most of the world, and a ton of Americans, would play along. Mississippi River? Canada River. Colorado River? Canada River West. Mall of America? Do it.

It's absolutely insane that we elected someone who is so narcissistic and oblivious that he'd post this without realizing that the reason everyone is mad at the GOP is because of him. This is what happens when you get all your news from Natalie.

Trump is so full of shit, that we run out of toilette paper every time he's President.

If only someone like Cassidy had been given an opportunity to stop anti vax messaging coming from HHS.

The president can never ask Todd Blanche to cross an ethical line if Blanche has no ethical lines.

This has been the longest two weeks in history.

It seems absurd to have to say this, since it was only 6 years ago, but A MILLION AMERICANS DIED. We remember that a MILLION Americans died from Covid, right?

The courts seem like they are going to protect Trump from direct repercussions for his obvious corruption. But, EVERY single person who purchases early access to his social media posts absolutely can and should be prosecuted for insider trading when this is all over.