Solomon

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YOU HAVE A TREE????

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My god

We do not tempt the gods

Get some bay leaves… i don’t know if they work… but let’s not defy the gods 🤲🏿

I know bby

“He’s 3” These feet are rated “E” for everybody

You got worse 💜🫵🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿

The youth said “you are scaring us”

Preach!!!

Use to come with a grip of twist ties. Thank you Jackie

Removing your orange 🟠 glasses 👓 to put on another black ⚫️ pair is such a badass move.

A 2025 Nobel Prize winner in chemistry, Omar Yaghi is the son of Palestinian refugees who grew up in Jordan. He just left the US to move to China after raising concerns about rising anti-immigrant sentiment, like the kind shown here. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/china-than...

Bruh!!!!! You walking outside then all of a sudden - *SPLAT!!!!* And a light shoulder. Now you sweeping up week old spaghetti, chicken bones, and Lord knows what else in the dark trying to hurry before the Chow Chow across the street smell it & come over being nosey.

I call it my mental jukebox and it plays The Hits* *sometimes, and sometimes it's a 15 second god damn snippet of the MASH theme on repeat

Neither one of us- Gladys knight