Todd Sizemore

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Tech boys running back to Twitter will write long diatribes about why this is the right course. How exposing themselves to new "ideas" makes them better programmers, people, etc. They are experiencing FOMO, to say anything else is just embarrassing.

As a home owner and a dad, the sound of dripping water with no discernible source is scarier than any Halloween movie.

I've become very fond of peach skyr

If I stopped following everyone who posted about getting an iPhone Duo today I bet my timeline would feel better.

I miss frozen yogurt stands.

I'm stunned by how readily the kids accept the silly crap that comes out of my mouth. They don't believe it or anything. They just humour me.

I don't understand French very well but I suspect Macron's message was basically, we know you're upset but nothing will ever change so please stop burning things.

My dog is very concerned about some of the Halloween decorations around our neighbourhood. If they're relatively people-sized, he gets very leery

I'm going to adapt the lyrics for the kids song "Hot Cross Buns" to "Hot Goth Mom" in honour of my wife.

The internet is kinda bad now huh? Maybe we should all go back to meeting up at the library?

No idea why a kid came out of my daughter's school. Screaming," iPhone 16!"

Bread pudding with apples is pretty darn good.

The new Apple TV costs $429 CAD before tax. I can get a 55 inch tv for cheaper than that. I'm officially priced out.

Receiving a letter between Canada and the US has become a crap shoot. One letter got here in like 10 days, another took a month, a third took 5 weeks! What's going on with mail from the US?

I need to peel potatoes but I don't wanna.

When I get up tomorrow I'll be throwing my old school daringfireball t-shirt away.

I will do unspeakable acts for cherry cheesecake.

I have an extension that does some clean up on the Reddit website.Somehow it got disabled yesterday and omg why is the Reddit website so user hostile?

One of the nice parts of the month of October is that you can choose not to dust and call it part of the Halloween aesthetic.

I'm more than willing to admit that every time our washer plays its little, "I'm done"song, I dance along with it.

DoorDash and its ilk are proof of the decline of civilization.

Imagine if they brought back Supermarket Sweep today? That shit would be the equivalent of the Hunger Games.

As I grow more sour on tech (not just big tech but the whole damn thing) I've found myself not listening to many podcasts anymore. Tech podcasts have been a constant in my life since 2010. I'd like to change that now. If you have recommendations for interesting non-tech podcasts throw them my way.

I try not to judge people anymore but if you have the bumper sticker, "back of bumper humper"… yeah I'm going to judge you.

I'm definitely a few years away from this. I won't miss filling up coolant and other fluids in a gasoline powered car. Hopefully, in the next couple of years, I'll start seeing some of these Chinese EVs here in Canada.

The font and colouring of a local car dealership looks surprising close to the Super Nintendo box font and colour.

I thought of something witty and then forgot it.

Quipy release notes are out of fashion. The youth want real release notes. Tell us about them bugs!

If I were a tech journalist getting a demo of a new AI product I would bring a hammer with me. As soon as the demo giver mentions "plan a trip" the hammer would be utilized.

Breaking the flusher on a misbehaving toilet at 9pm is a good way to stress your ingenuity.

After watching three seasons of the Overlord anime. Yeah I think I'm good. I need a palette cleanser.

Waiting in line is the job of a dad.

My cat sat on the remote and well… now it needs to be cleaned with a disinfectant.

I need more Crème Brûlée flavoured lip balm.

The Conservative Party of Canada is made up of people who send extremely lowball offers to you on facebook marketplace.

My dog won't stop initializing variables!

The Conservative Party of Canada is made up of people who do not pick up their dog's poop if they think no one is watching.

I can't believe I just bought a Meta Quest VR Headset, the things I do for my daughter.

Good to know that the new Outlook can also completely stop a computer from responding, just like the old Outlook did.

The Conservative Party of Canada is made up of people who tailgate you, even though you're in the right most lane.

The Conservative Party of Canada is made up of members who talk on speakerphone while out in public.

My kids where were horrified when we told them Trump was real and not some fairytale to make kids eat their vegetables.

My cat Jude is always hellbent to get outside at night. When he does I don't really worry about him. It's more of a, "you're trapped in here with me" scenario.

I sent my AirPods through the wash but they seem to be ok?

The Conservative Party of Canada is made up of people who throw their trash at the trash can but won't pick it up if they miss.

The Conservative Party of Canada is made up of people who don't put their shopping carts up at the grocery store.

We are getting closer to the "hand lotion always needed" season.