Dave Sonemic Grogu

Brother youre missing teeth

Just crushed a nug so sticky that a mouse would walk on it and get stuck like a rotten glue trap and die

I just sold a key of slurry up in Surrey Quays...

I need to smoke up and get some dome in a covered bridge... #Countrylife

Notes in progress - It takes a king to make a difference - Put my dog up for abortion - Whiskey wikipedia article and the gin wikipedai article - www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ynm...

@JeffTiedrich disagrees with my political beliefs and thats sad.... #FreePalestine

Still smoke a pound thru, even when my chest is congested Wear a coat n arms, a crown too, and snatch crests uncontested Spilled a whole bottle of blues, found two, but i still wonder where the rest is... My smile sweet and milky white you woulda thought i just got breastfed...

Jeff Tiedrich disagrees with my beliefs thats all i have to say.... #FreePalestine

Get more stoned than a church yard cemetery, Smoke a couple bones with my homie, he in seminary, cached in one rip, another hit if you dare me, make the pipe bubble like a wizard oz fairy, feelin like i'm bart i roll a joint from a laramie,

Black and white diamonds yeah they both look like michael, Bought a new maybach, roll one up with the title, Smoke an 8ball from a bulb Thats why they say im so delightful, the ice got me screamin like a choir recital...

Pistol whip his ass if the cartridge jam on me, Never pass the blunt, i think i love it, partridge family, Im a photogenic cunt, you can find me where the cameras be, Wrists richer than some caramel, yellow diamonds, 100 grand a piece

Snort a line thinner than john waters mustache When i do the glimmer start to think i might bust fast Take a couple blueys like that dog, now i cant crap, Brokeback shoulda won in 04 i say fuck crash

Huff up on the glue til i think im seein horses, Puff up in row two durin all my college courses, say great scott when you see me like im storch and, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Always got my back he keeps me covered like a porch is

Saddest story with fewest words: Monk kills self with head chop

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Walk into the club with a switch and a limp, wear a mask like a villain or that pulp fiction gimp, rub a dub dub, bought a tub full of bubbles, handin em out to fiends and pimps to start trouble, black dynamite, i sell drugs in my community, religious but i kill like if jai white was luthereen

Step to me and get slapped like lon chaney, I'm he who moves like a phantom, camera footage kinda grainy, track got more horns than an opera singer helmet, Dro sack kinda reekin, he who smelt it shall now dealt it, joined bluesky and left a mark like a felt tip

Black and white diamonds wrist looks like i killed casper, sling a lot of hash like a slasher, The grief got my heart feeling heavy i'm the fat SiR, shoot you from behind im a bastard, I get the scoop from CNN like a cat turd

Just walked out of #wicked, WOW! I got so excited that i spilled popcorn and my Baileys irish cream (smuggled in of course! cant see a movie without a drink) all over the floor, good thing they hire janitors lol! What a grand beautiful show

Theyre saying that UHC shooting suspect Luigi Mangione quote 'Doesnt feels so good'

Not giving your baby a little beer is basically abusee

No human being has ever been like: Yeah i need a piece of poop to chew on

I accidentally eat so much lotion every day (putting on hands and then licking fingers without thinking) its not even freaking funny

Keep it loaded like a tape deck, saggers get their bape wet, Toe tag a fake vet, No i dont fuck with stolen valor, Just kidding i hate soldiers and veterans

Mind Image Projection: The simpsons part where homers arms are stuck in two vending machines but its me and im trying to unclug two toilets at the same time with my hands and theyre both stuck because i wont let go of the turds

Do anime fans know that none of it is real.... Its all a cartoon

Do more bumps than some old microfiche, Feel like meiwes how they dick bitin me, i do this shit my way like sinatra in tighter jeans, Pop a miltown, van houten, how come i cant see, cant even pronounce my clothes i think this shit is livery

Just won a Big ebay auction $2000 dollars for a dozen pounds of Microfiche pornography... Dont judge this stuff is more art than sex

Earn my stripes like a boy in, pajamas, Run around with green tucked into, my sambas, Call me the juiceman, no simpson, just jamba, Seal of jupiter my hole card, green man, swamp mamba, And i never liked obama or osama

Does anybody know how to steal valor

Big ball of hash got me barkin its that hydrocele Half pound of gas in the trunk when i dash and deal Bro stop babyin the lean you sip that shit like its enfamil...

Jeff Tiedrich disagrees with my beliefs thats all i have to say.... #FreePalestine

Now this is sexual primal energetic mystique

@sexylegs.bsky.social Everybody please welcome Sexylegs.bluesky to the website i think were going to do something very very special together soon

Roll up the green and i hotbox the john, smoke smell like propane, half a pound of hank chron, papers from a townie smoke shop off oakmont, im the green juwanna mann caught me ballin with a skirt on, they crave me like theyre pregnant mix the lean with grey poupon @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

Was the second jurassic park movie good

I dont know if ET went to heaven because he had a kind soul and brought light to our children butttt He also is basically a monkey and they go to hell by default... Sigh

Appparently its not OK to go to the hospital and ask the front desk if anyone died in a funny way today :\

Drop em like jacks and i'm daxter, dog teeth you bite my lines like your the dog off of Baxter, sex addict need pawgs fiends and a couple prophylactics, real reporter get a scoop like its cat shit, i think i almost cried when they took down datpiff

Testing the retweet button right now

@sonemic.com I can change your entire website if you just give me a chance

OK Now i just have to say Does anybody else smoke grass on the regular???

Ive just been signed under my new singer rapper name SmartSchoolboy Q

i just got an email informing me that when i die i will be encrypted in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier for my highest confidentiality level ghost recon ops when i was deployed from 1989 - 1991 in Setagaya Tokyo Japan

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