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(Mephiles) Look at this weird flame in front of me, it's REALLY BIG! (Shadow) Oh! (Mephiles) Doesn't that intimidate you?! (Shadow) Sorry, I had you confused for Sonic. I thought WE were getting married, Mee-philes. (Mephiles) Come kiss me, boy!

(Mephiles) Go on, Shadow, don't you support gay rights? (Penny dying in the background) (Shadow) I do!

(Rouge) Come on, Shadow, it's time for the reception. (Shadow) No, I don't know which one of us is the bride, and that's kind of like a thing for—oh, God.

(Knuckles) Wait, agh, shit. (Shadow) SONIC, I NEED AN ANSWER!

(Rouge) You may now kiss the bride. (Shadow) Wait, Sonic, which of us is the bride? Sonic!

(Shadow) I have one of those too. He's very very nice. ZA WARUDO!

(Sonic) And she has skin and hands that are small and dainty and can fit in a butthole. She's the girl of my dreams, Shadow!

(Amy) Aw, fuck it, I can't compete. You have—skin, and—hands—that are like, small, and dainty, and can fit in a butthole! (laughter)

(Amy) Alright, well how about—I run around like this, and then scare you 'til your heart stops! Boo! YEAAAGH! (laughter) (Amy) I'm scary!

(Amy) I'll fill your stomach with rocks, twinkle twinkle! (Elise) Actually, that's all I've been eating for the past three days. (Amy) You've been eating rocks? You're immune. Dammit!

(Amy) Yup! I can kill ya! (more uncontrollable laughter) (Amy) I'll rip your fuckin' throat out, wear it as a fuckin' necktie! (laughter continues)

(Amy) So, let me get this straight. You've been—dating... Sonic? The Hedgehog? The blue one, looks like this (Elise) Well—I guess? If that's my story arc, then yes!

(Mephiles) Yes, I can feel myself becoming more powerful with all of your insolent little whines. (Scout laughing, breaking character) I'm gonna do a little dance.

(Mephiles) You know, I haven't been in the presence of a fair maiden in... many a year... Blaze, it's so nice to be with you. And you—you BETA ORBITER MALE—I can do without you. But you make me feel stronger and smarter because you're here, so you can stay for now. (Silver) Awh...

(Mephiles) Ah, it's so nice to be outside. (Blaze) Sucks to be outside. (Silver) Yeah. I—I agree with Blaze. You know, this was kind of nice at first, but now I'm all congested—my eyes hurt.

(Elise) I snea--okay! (Amy) Did you leak the album? Goddammit!

(Robot noises, alarms)

(Amy) What are you doing here? (Elise) Uh... (Amy) Aw, shit, what did you do?! What did you do to the album?! (Elise) I—I just— sneaked!

(Amy) I need to sneak inside the— (Elise) Oh! (Amy) Shit! (Elise) Yeah—right back at ya, friend!

(Robots) Fuck, do I hear somethin'? I can't hear anything. (Robots) Hey, have you started on your new single yet? (Amy) That's his band! Wow.

(Amy) Sneaking, sneaking, Into the music studio. Sneaking into Sonic's album!~

(general panic ensues) (Sonic) Smells like pancakes!

(Rouge) Alright, so we found another— (Shadow) HEY, DON'T—! (Rouge) WHOA! (Shadow) What did I JUST say?!

(Tails) We need to go over there, and just like—fucking chill the fuck out. Everyone is so tense!

(Sonic) Okay, OBVIOUSLY this is a sore point.

(Shadow) Alright, so this is just getting into crack ship territory.

(Rouge) No, you can't have it until you give us what we asked for— (Knuckles) YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE. (Rouge) What? (Alfred laughing)

(Sonic) Okay, so hand it over! (Knuckles) You can't keep my medicine away from me!

(Knuckles) YOU HAD THE WEED THE WHOLE TIME?! (Shadow) YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING— (Rouge) Listen. I have the weed, and I have what you want, so give us what we want. (Knuckles) I need it for my concussion.

(Sonic) This place is so hot! (Rouge) Knuckles, why the fuck do you have legos on your shoes?

(Blaze) Sliver? We have work to do. Come with me. (Silver) Awh, I wish I was as cool as you.

(Silver) Oh, we're in the snow, now. Hey, look, it's a blue! (Blaze) Ah, yes, my echolocation located the emerald. As I suspected. I am superior once again.

(Blaze) Always analyzing, always so superior to everyone around me. Just— I know so much, Silver. My brain is too good for this world.

(Sliver) Y'know, Blaze, do you ever stop and think about how— (Sliver) This is really— (Blaze) All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking. Sends me into a fit.

(Blaze) I can tell you want some alone time. (Silver) I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go. (Silver) After I—move my lips a bit more.

(Blaze) What, what's wrong? (Silver) Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?

(Silver) You know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. (Blaze) Hey Silver. (Silver) GODDAMNIT!

(Shadow) This is the last fucking time you confuse me with that blue asshole. You did it once before, you did it again. You did it at our wedding, Rouge. (Rouge) You just look so much alike!

(Rouge) Maybe if we, like, put weed in it we can make it work good. (Shadow) No. (Rouge) You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once.I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.

(Rouge) We're all gonna die, anyway. What is that? Looks like a weird cow or something. (Shadow) Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.

(Shadow) Hmm… got a nice green glowy thing there? (Rouge) It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face? (Shadow) Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death. (Rouge) That's fine.

(Tails) Wait, no. Somebody's been building a video game. A battle royale that-- (Sonic) Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!

(Tails) Look, it's a big computer! (Knuckles) …wait …what's on it? (Tails) Somebody's been playing Fortnite. (Knuckles) …aw fuck.

(Knuckles) …what the fuck? (Sonic) What is this? (Tails) Did you guys see that? (Tails) Where'd they go?

(Silver) Oh wait! (Mephiles) Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small! (Sonic) Oh, that orb looked big and small!

(Silver) Uh... (Mephiles) As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.

(Knuckles) Hmm... So, dick nips, where are we going? (Sonic) Huh? What's happening in here?

(Shadow) Listen, that's not important. Look! (Sonic) I'll point at you also. (Shadow) I'm not in the sky, dick nips.