Son Ranto Rockett

Cubs have a 6.9% chance of winning the World Series

Pete steals 40.

The #Cubs have lost 69 games.

This is my blood.

Temu Alec Mills has got to go!!!

Bleacher Bums are playing a FREE SHOW with Thomas Ian Nicholas! Cubby Bear!

Zeferjunk.

Seeeeiiiiiiyaaaaa!!!!

Do I Nico Hoerner?

#Cubs need more Wild Pitches.

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Chugalug Dex!

The #Cubs look lethargic.

The #Cubs have scored 9 times.

Goneus Catuli.

What in the actual fuck?

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The #Cubs loss yesterday was more disheartening than most. And with a new pending rainout and a NYC trip on the horizon. I just…welp.

Why yes. I do see a connection to the prevalence of Nashville bars in Wrigleyville and the rise in fascism.

What free speech looks like to fascists like Elon.

More Ignorance than Political Ideology….

Banned a week on Twitter for telling a homophobe I wish he’d been aborted. Worth it. Anyway. Here I am. Haha.

#Cubs weather report

The time I held a 52 Mantle.

The #Cubs have lost 9 times in a row.

Just let the pitcher hit instead of Dansby.

Great start #Cubs.

#Cubs weather report

#Cubs win the Cam Smith trade.

Fuck this shit. See you tomorrow.

The #Astros #Bullpenis the worst in baseball.

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Sorry brah…her heart is forever in the ladies room puking RumChata

#Cubs weather report

Live look at #Whitesox fans selling their tickets to #Cubs fans for the rest of the weekend.

Double Ewe!

Kelenic gives the Ass-man a Colonic.

Shaw Shank time.

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“THIS” ain’t it #Cubs fam.

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The #Cubs are unstoppable.

Double Ewe!!

Look who is meeting Slammin Sammy tonight! Woo!!

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Oh Boy. Oh Boyd.

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