Fergie

I wouldn’t want to see my least favorite player on my most despised rival team get a serious injury.

Bro I’m crushed rn.

Biggest Pinnis I’ve ever seen

Oklahoma State Senate District 81 voters be aware that Republican candidate Troy Talley appears to call for the beheading of teachers?

It’s almost Yaak Yaak season, baby!

I love public libraries so much. I’m eventually going to buy these myself but but I always like to check if the library has a copy, and I discovered my library system lets patrons request up to 50 purchases a year!! 😮 #BookSky

Sheesh I forgot how whiny some Nuggets fans can be.

Thunder can definitely live with being down 4 at the half after only shooting 17% from three (after making 40% vs SAS) . Denver does not have the depth that OKC does and it will start to show in the 2nd half.

TCDC

Overheard at the campus coffee shop: “Bro I’m sorry. I’m not ignoring you. I’m trying to LOCK IN.”

We got our flu & Covid shots yesterday

get out of his way!

MVP pack for my victory schmoke 😶‍🌫️ #ThunderUp 🦬🏀⛈️

Low-key don’t know how Shai is allowed to keep doing his gun celebration, and I’m a Thunder homer.

Love letting SGA conserve energy by not bringing the ball up while double teamed. 🦬🏀⛈️ #SkyHoops #NBASky

Absolutely despise seeing “Dr*ft Kings” plastered on the court of the defending NBA champs. 😒

Mike Johnson is the Jeb Bush of Newt Gingriches.

JDub plays basketball tonight. 🥹 #ThunderUp 🦬🏀⛈️

Tacos, Tiddies, or Tech. Nobody Tuesdays for free.

Ad patches on CFB jerseys look so tacky

The OG JDub

LeBron James’ NBA debut was around six years BEFORE Obama was elected. This man is still an All-Star caliber starter on an NBA roster.

I don’t know if these are better or worse than the “people arguing with police” videos my father-in-law watches on YT😬

Personally, a roof leak the day before Fall Break is not ideal

I just finished @jeffsharlet.bsky.social ‘s book “The Undertow” & I’m reminded of the song “Wildfire” by Watchhouse. Music can capture a feeling beyond what prose is capable of. Sharlet’s telling of stories from torn-open America does an excellent job.

Bevo burgers for dinner! ⭕️🙌🏼

Thanks to The Lost Ogle for highlighting the fact that my opponent, Stephanie Bice, is too cowardly to debate. The people of CD-5 deserve to hear from their potential Representatives. (Also, for the record, I am not a vampire 😂). thelostogle.com/2026/10/08/s...

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Saw a nearly empty Toilet Paper USA table at the student center today and for a half second I lowkirkenuinely thought “aw.”

My dog is so ball-pilled. Fetchmaxxing 24/7.

About to hate-watch/riff on the Angel films version of Animal Farm (checked out from the library). Wish me luck!

"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps

Obvs they are adults that made their own choice, but if you could remove one athlete or celebrity’s association with sports betting or prediction markets, who would it be? I’d go with Blake Griffin.

Flag football be like

That play unfortunately sums up the John Mateer era at OU

I hate having #kidneystones This lil bitch HURT

Shake what your trauma gave you

Who’s the best pro basketball player in Minnesota that wears #5 ?

The only thing that could’ve made Resident Evil (2026) better is if it opened with the PlayStation 1 sound effects.

Bello fellow skeeters!

Hey yeah, we’re SB energy. You may get wondering how we make money - well our only customer is OpenAI, and we need $174 billion in debt to service the contract in maybe two or three years minimum. We pulled our IPO, but don’t worry, we also borrow at 10% to build complex infrastructure projects!