sorbet ★彡

my new song 「∆V」 is out now on apple music, soundcloud, bandcamp and soon other streaming platforms :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P3u...

actually, outside of the US, she's known as Kilometery Cyrus.

chekhov's lovense

my latest invention, the iPadholdinator 2

ate a whole bag of wasabi peanuts just to feel something and now my tongue cannot feel anything

who is he…

you cannot convince me that "eragon," a story about a dragon, wasn't just a typo for "dragon"

yoshi p please let me log in i have a cold and just finished work and i want to look at wuk lamat to make me feel better

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 I WANT U TO GET EXCITED ABOUT UR LIFE 👨‍🦲 🎹🎹🎹🎹

oh php pooped

it is time to share. my best convention experience (so far)

me if you even care

finding an old mutual from twitter on here is always an experience like “ah will they remember me aaaaaah”

i do it

i do it

FUCK

dr lisa cunty

in the mood to fist fight a truck sized shrimp

nail art but using top coat to give your nails a dorsal vein

THIS SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, TUNE IN LIVE FOR OUR MUSIC CREW'S ANNUAL HOUSE PARTY STREAM! IT'S GOING TO BE A MOVIE 🤯 🏠 DJ SETS ALL NIGHT, UNRELEASED MUSIC DEBUTS, PARTY GAMES, DRINKS, INTERVIEWS, AND GIVEAWAYS! YOU WONT WANT TO MISS THIS! 🥰 CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE!! LET'S THRIVE BABY! 🥳

idk what others think. i’m a wuk lamat stan

me when. me when i. when. when i. me wh

can someone explain the whole "macros fucking buildings" thing because there's no way rebar and steel beams are gonna feel good to penetrate

fun fact: the regular show intro sound was actually made by recording my stomach after eating some Dubious Shellfish

i NEED to meet a climacophile please please please i have so many questions

important slide from our eurofurence panel some years back

just saw someone in ffxiv call another player a "clown shoe centrist"

PEOPLE WANT TO FUCK THE BUGE SILKSONG????

i just wanna mean something

who are u

Sure, Pal whatever you say

no way

so ive been getting real into cooking, and each time i cook for @axelvei.bsky.social i ask them to rate it on a scale of 1-10. i also ask them to be harsh with the judging. tonight i finally got the fabled HAT-TRICK! 3 NIGHTS IN A ROW OF 10/10! tomorrow is frozen pizza. i need a vacation

there’s something calming but simultaneously disquieting about the presence of such a large, unknowable body of water. a briny mass, home to innumerable lives both floral and faunal, if not respected, can pull into its suffocative depths those too arrogant to fear it.

here’s a less ominous photo from my walk today they’re working on adding more groynes (things that help fight erosion, like the pier of rocks in the attached photo) on the coastline here

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