Goldilocs.

Idc what your stance is, if you don't protect children no matter their gender, you should be dropped face first into a giant shredder.

I greet. And if you're texting before a certain time in the morning I expect the same.

Based on reactions, I think this will have high viewership. Hate watchers still watch. At minimum to be in on the commentary that follows.

Blue Lips was a decent project

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Decided to take a walk to the brunch spot for lunch. Waited 20 minutes for my food for shorty to tell me she accidentally gave my order away. Ok. I see the type of stupid shit that'll be occurring during this Retrograde

My partner made me a bomb ass dinner Saturday night.

Coleslaw on a pulled pork sandwich is the only way I can eat that stuff

Wtf?! How is she on Blacksky?! @moderation.blacksky.app 

Yikes

Sometimes I just want fried scallops from the Chinese spot

Sometimes you gotta pop out and VOTE

What's the best season to go sky diving? I need a thrill.

Why is Ayan so funny? 😭😭😭 #WWHL

Ahhhh, the covid wedding #RHOP

It's his party but he has no friends there... #RHOP

Ashley is so whack 😭😭😭 #RHOP

G.N.A. is A.S.S. as a business idea #RHOP

Megan thee stallion is my litmus test for how men feel about sexually liberated black women and tbh that’s a hill I WILL die on.

Idc what our relationship is, if u don’t take care of your kids I hate you.

Comedy. 😭

There’s plenty of fish in the sea, billions infact. DONT TOUCH MY FISH-

This is easily the video I've laughed at the most over the last decade

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Language policing has real world consequences. @sunnmcheaux.bsky.social videos teach me a lot. And it took a long time to shed bad habits that I learned from my own folks.

The name is cute idc

BLACKSKY you know what to do

These blackout curtains ain't no joke. Lemme get my mind ready for the gym

The bird brained girls make great music too. It's just at a level of um... vulnerability (?) I can't always relate to. And that's fine.

Actually, I just remembered I have tres leches cake in the fridge.

I want this ice cream, but every time I run downstairs they're gone.

This weather lady just said to grab lotion and chapsticks if you're heading out the door. Wasn't expecting that lol

“I was your VP and your secretary, scheming everyday of the week”

Be ready to close my ears and eyes sometimes