SoupBeech

SoupBeech

@soupbeech.bsky.social

Your loving and ever-pleonastic T-Bone Thirst Account and Twitter expat. I am GOING to use foul language and mature themes, so be aware of the NSFWness.

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SoupBeech
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That relatable feeling when you’ve had to unpick the stitches on a zipper for the THIRD TIME on the Victorian Walking Skirt you’re making for your kid’s Halloween costume because you’re so exhausted you forgot to change the tension on your machine. Ahhh. Happens to all of us. (Help me)

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I should probably get a diary or something, rather than subjecting you kind people to every single thought that crosses my mind. Which…is kind of also what this is… but I’m acknowledging it at least.

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Yesterday I watched an old broadcast from 1985 where Cronkite was presenting the uncertainty revolving around the rising computer tech in industry. It was a little haunting watching the cycle on its last revolution. And knowing the answers to all the questions they were asking was 😬Not uplifting.

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It also made me want to find some of the people speaking and just…peruse their Facebook feeds over the last few years… See how those strong opinions were holding up, so to speak.

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Imagine five BILLION pages of information. In a huge pile. The information you need used to be searchable by term, or at least subject. But then some malicious greed trolls decided ✨fuck you✨ and now you can only see things you can buy or things for which you have a special location spell.

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It’s like being able to see the library of Alexandria in the distance, but if you try to go inside you’re handed a ring of fake plastic door keys while a group of shadowy figures keeps punching you with boxing gloves made of sale ads.

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Somewhere in the ether, there exists a recording. A play put on by the Auckland Theatre Company called “Haruru Mai”. It is a drama, infused with music. A young Taika Cohen plays a character named Taku, wherein he sings a song called “Ka Rapa Ka Kimi Noa”. Friend, the THINGS I would DO.

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Watching some of the interviews from Klara press trickle out and it’s endlessly irritating to see the same publications vying for ad revenue clicks on their videos and blowing smoke up T’s ass while simultaneously printing reviewers that attributed to bad press and lower interest.

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So you’re willing to spray your negativity all over the place like the pink sludge from ghostbusters, but you still want me to click on your video and listen to your representative tell them how much you loved it? Yeah, that’s a no from me. Get fucked.

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My most local theaters aren’t showing Klara. The closest one is 76 miles. Ahhhhh rural livin’ honey. Not too long ago I flew 2,180 miles to see a 10 year old movie. I have no problem driving 76 to see a new one. 😌😌☀️

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Cut to: ME RUNNING DOWN THE STREET BLOWING HORNS, CHEERING, CRYING, AND FLIPPING THE BIRD TO EVERY SINGLE DETRACTOR. GET FUCKED, IDIOTS. 💥💥 I’m so proud of you, Bone. ❤️❤️❤️

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Fate knew that Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni could not have existed at the same time as this person. Because he would have taken one look at that jawline and laid down his chisels and wandered off, defeated.

SoupBeech
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Fate knew that Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni could not have existed at the same time as this person. Because he would have taken one look at that jawline and laid down his chisels and wandered off, defeated.

SoupBeech
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Stop looking at me like you know what I’m thinking. Besides it’s worse than you’re thinking anyway. And the soundtrack is different.

SoupBeech
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See I’m totally and completely chill about it, obviously. I don’t know why you keep staring at me like I’m being unreasonable IM FINE.

SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social

The cut of this suit is giving Cary Grant, and if you know anything about me, you know that I’m feeling very normal and fine about that. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

SoupBeech
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The cut of this suit is giving Cary Grant, and if you know anything about me, you know that I’m feeling very normal and fine about that. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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SoupBeech
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It looks like felted wool 😍. With wood button inlays. Oh and it also looks like I’d drag myself across the front of it like a sled behind a John Deere at a county fair tractor pull.

SoupBeech
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The cut of this suit is giving Cary Grant, and if you know anything about me, you know that I’m feeling very normal and fine about that. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵