D.T.

D.T.

@spacecastle.bsky.social

Ally. I make dumb stuff and say even dumber stuff.

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Last night's Last Drive-In special had a fun first movie choice, but man... I'm ready for Joe Bob and Darcy to move on from Shudder. I can feel their hearts aren't in this, and honestly, Shudder kinda stalled the series out with their limited/boring licensing choices the last couple years.

First film I saw in the cinema was An American Tail. My grandparents took me while my folks were preparing a surprise party at home for my third birthday.

Mark Thompson@markreckons.bsky.social

First film you saw at the cinema. The real first one, not the pretend one you tell people! Mine: The Empire Strikes Back, 1980, Wigan. We were near the front and I can still remember how massive the AT-ATs looked, looming over us out of the snow :) Film, year, where, and whatever stuck with you.

The way Thong Song breaks into an epic refrain like it belongs on the soundtrack for The Matrix, when it's a dude singing about underpants. They really don't write them like they used to.

Last night, I completed all the canonical Nightmare on Elm Street movies. Thoughts: 1: Still the GOAT 2: Better than you remember, but unfortunate 3: Second-best in the series, no notes 4: Second-best heroine, best ending 5: Real dumb, but real fun 6: Should have ended the series with 4

I love looking at apartment complex reviews. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: Never moved in, never toured, but it was sunny outside when I drove by. ⭐⭐: "AH PARKED MAH TRUCK IN THE SWIMMIN' POOL CUZ I WAS BEEN DRINKIN' AN' THEY HAD IT TOWED WITHOUT TELLIN' ME!"

I finished Wolverine on PS5. The story gets wonky and too complicated at the end for its own good, but it's not a disaster, it's not boring, it's not too hand-holdy, it's just not Spider-Man and everyone is mad at Sony, so it got panned. It's a perfectly fine game with some great high points.

The best part about having Thursday Night Football on Netflix is the fact that none of my friends are watching, so I have no one to talk with about the game as it's happening. Love it. Thanks NFL.

Mmmkay, that Ocarina of Time remake presentation sent me back to being thirteen years old again. They showed way more than I expected, and I got chills when Hyrule Field was revealed.

The last 4 characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. • Dracula • Simon Belmont • The cop from The Invisible Man (1933) • Batman DM is totally fucked.

Chris Baghoul 👹@wizardscroll69.bsky.social

The last 4 characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. • Azataz the Wize (young WHSM version) • Frieza • Rod Sterling • The Wawa Hoagiefest guy Frieza hard carries this group. Hopefully Hoagiefest guy has some sandwiches in his inventory at least or else he's dead weight.

Hey @discord.com, you've gotta add a lock channel order feature. I'm tired of clicking a channel and having it glitch and move around the list instead of just opening that channel. I just need a mod option to lock the order so I don't have to constantly fix things. Please? I give you Nitro money.

We had a poll on my Discord, and we've decided Spooky Season starts tonight instead of Tuesday. I've kicked it off right and proper with Sam Raimi's DARKMAN, which still freaking slaps.

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: After being evicted, some friends head out to go crash with a friend, while another opts for a quiet weekend getaway in the swamp.

This is absolutely the plot of an episode of Parks and Recreation. Unfortunately for us, Leslie Knope stopped the destruction of untouched land by threatening to expose the illegal data mining activity of those involved. Which, as we all know, won't work for shit against this administration.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

The National Park Service has been quietly working to fulfill an unprecedented directive from Trump officials: Parcel off a corner of Yosemite National Park to give to a private developer

Apparently, according to some, talking too much about retro games and being sad about Tim Curry means I am out touch and need therapy. So anyway, here's me beating Batman on NES for the very first time, last night. Used to be able to get to the Joker as a kid, but never beat him... until now.

RIP to Tim Curry, a true legend. I hope the person who gives his eulogy ends with "And to make a long story short," and the entire crowd shouts back "TOO LATE!"

I think I've finally accepted the fact that I'll never be as happy as the people with debilitating illnesses in designer drug commercials.

Things are so bad, we've got Wario sharing grocery sales.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

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Bluesky just hit me with 30+ notifications. My first thought was "Oh, fuck, what did I do NOW?!" But nah, it was just a glitch and fed me a bunch of notifications again that I had already seen. Keep up the good work, Bluesky.

🐢 Jack Reacher is the perfect male fantasy in that he's played by the dude who also played Raphael, the best Ninja Turtle.

NateMing on Elm Street@nateming.bsky.social

✋ Jack Reacher is a perfect male fantasy in that he's a huge dude who beats up bad guys and women can't resist him 👉 Jack Reacher is the perfect male fantasy in that he travels the country with no baggage and constantly eats the best food in town

Last night, I caught a screening of Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, and was totally blown away. Jane Schoenbrun is quickly becoming one of my favorite writer/directors.