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Wasn't probably what Warren Zevon had in mind, but "Enjoy Every Sandwich" can have multiple meanings...

I realized today that there has been more time between Woodstock 99 and now than there was between the original Woodstock and the Woodstock Slappy episode of Animaniacs,and that makes me irrationally angry.

Thanks MyShake, for warning us about the earthquake...I had just enough time to get to a safer room then the one I was in. Fun though....

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social ! Welcome back! It's Cavatappi's 1st Birthday! Hooray!

Anybody notice gas prices have gone up in the last...say, 2-3 weeks? My normal place has gone up 15 cents since Jan 20 (to pick a random date), and 10 cents this week. Curious 🧐 🤔

Seems I blew my knee out, or something....

No, Meta, that's not what it means...

The amount of people in my workplace that turn on CAPS LOCK and use Shift for lowercase need to know how infuriating that habit is.

Bluesky needs Birthday Balloons on your profile on your birthday. I just had to log in to the bad place so I could celebrate

Teef!

Signed. Send his ass back to X, where the transphobes belong. chng.it/RwSCrPpPxS

In solidarity with Target workers everywhere

Who knew the devil was so cute?

Is there a "Bad Punsky" Starter Pack?

Johann Sebastian Bach is just an Invalid Handel

The two sides of Rufus. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social Cavatappi climbed onto the table and got into a bag of potato chips, then pretended to be asleep while we talked about it. Verdict?

In which Cavitappi discovers that catnip can melt even the hardest of hearts. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Now it was light enough to leave. Moon-Watcher picked up the shriveled dipshit and dragged it after him as he bent under the low overhang of the cave. Once outside, he threw the body over his shoulder and stood upright -- the only animal in all this world able to do so. --Arthur C. Clarke

In which Cavatappi learns that Lamb Chop was one of the cats' toys, and she shouldn't have eaten her face off. Verdict, @darthbluesky.bsky.social ?

C/2023 A3 (Tsuchinshan–ATLAS) over Joshua Tree #comet #comet2023 #Tsuchinshan #ATLAS #JoshuaTree

HIS OWNER CONTACTED THE SHELTER AND THEY'VE BEEN REUNITED!! He had been out for so long a couple nails had grown into the pads but HE'S HOME!! @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social Luci was wondering if you might be interested in an upside-down blep?

Had my hopes dashed this morning when the stray dog I almost hit turned out to not be microchipped. Hopefully the shelter will be able to help get him to where he belongs, but in the meantime, check out the snore on this unit. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Hi @darthbluesky.bsky.social just wanted to let you know that Cavatappi is 6 months old today

Bingo! (Not the usual kind, but I'll take it) @effinbirds.com @joshgondelman.bsky.social

Still a couple hours of rising temps to go... #heat #hot #heatwave #desert

I didn't realize @darthbluesky.bsky.social was still taking "dogs on pillows" submissions: Cavatappi and Rufus love their Yogibo

HER: I love Greta Van Fleet ME: {Hiding my Greta Sedan Fleet under the bed} Ha Ha...yeah me.too.

What are the chances Jason Pierce sees the #Oasis news and gives Sonic Boom a long-overdue phone call? #Spacemen3Reunion

Cavatappi and Rufus wish a Happy #InternationalDogDay to all who celebrate. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Hi there! Delivery for a Mr. JV Dance? Oh, sorry -JD Vance. Yes, sign here, sir. Thank you.

God damn the Trump SMS spammers are out in force the last few hours. And my new phone's spam filters aren't calibrated yet 😡

Every picture of JD Vance looks like he's wearing Speedos that are two sizes too tight, and he's not sure why, but he likes the feeling.

Oh good fucking god.

You may think you're a classy whore, but without KUMHO brand tires, you're just a slut

Sleep is v. important for everyone, especially Cavatappi. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

@darthbluesky.bsky.social meet Cavatappi! She's 9 weeks tomorrow and she's perfect!

Yet another reason I love the Internet: According to Google, "Theodore Bikel Sings Jewish Folk Songs" is a 1958 album credited to Theodore Bikel and Ozzy Osbourne. (Tagging favorite follows that I think will get a kick out of this) @theradr.bsky.social @swordsjew.bsky.social @erinbiba.bsky.social

Oh yay! My first @effinbirds.com bingo on Bluesky!

Trump is terrified...I've gotten 6 spam texts in the last 30 minutes...

Lesson learned: Don't complain about moon-landing deniers on Reddit.

Guys, you'll never believe this. I signed up for Bluesky on Monday, and today I got a 5% raise! Thanks, Bluesky!

Howdy skies of blue...New here, middle age on Twitter, but glad to have a calmer place to keep up with y'all...