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Hamlet: Hamlet's dad, appearing out of nowhere:

Could a depressed person do this? *lets a raven into my home to ask it questions such as "who are you" and "is there an afterlife"*

Tips for working from home: Get dressed. Keep a dedicated work space. Wear a mask. Demand that box 5 be left empty. Abduct your singing protégée. Threaten to destroy the opera house. Set clear goals. Don't forget to take breaks.

DRESSING UP AS A GHOST FOR HALLOWEEN • meh DRESSING UP AS A HAM FOR HALLOWEEN • unique • easy to put together • will surely win first prize in the Maycomb County Halloween pageant

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT EDGAR ALLAN POE? WCW = wine cellar wednesday ILU = I love unnamed (narrators) TFW = the floorboards? well IANAL = I am not annabel lee LOL = lover of lenore STFU = sadly, the fall (of) usher NVM = nevermore

On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment. Beautiful.

I SAID YES!! ❤️😍💍💍 he said "et tu brute?"

Once again reminding you all that the Ides of March is a scam holiday invented by Big Dagger to sell more daggers

the weather: *is a little misty* me: nice wuthering heights reference

New year, new me! *wakes from uneasy dreams to find I’ve been transformed into a gigantic insect*

every friend group has - a woman who delights in anything ridiculous - her soft-spoken sister - a 27-year-old spinster with no prospects - a wealthy and uncomfortable gentleman - his best friend - the best friend's deeply unpleasant sisters

ⓘ This user's good opinion once lost is lost forever

If I were the unnamed narrator in an Edgar Allan Poe story I would simply introduce myself

I adhere to the Jane Austen style of writing (dropping a surprise engagement around chapter 46 and naming the hottest character after myself)

having a shakespeare girl summer (I took a nap for 42 hours and everyone thought I died)

if you work online all day, avoid eye strain with the 20-20-20 rule! after 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then leave ithaca to fight in the trojan war and return 20 years later a broken man

You want me to make friends? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

no I don't want to "work in an office," I want to be the catcher in the rye. what's that you ask? well you know how kids are always hanging out unsupervised near precarious cliffsides

New year, new me! *reappears onstage with the body of a man and the head of a donkey*

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