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Almost forgot about Crisp Sandwich Day. Behold: Lays dill pickle chips on white bread #CrispSandwichDay

A recent Pixel update makes inactive media sessions more visible in these pill-shaped containers. But now @tomscott.com is staring into my soul from my lock screen #lateral

DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON

I think Disney is trying to tell me they're updating the subscriber agreement but I'm not sure #disney #email

It took careful work to recover the UNIX V4 operating system from the 9-track magnetic tape. The software is foundational for most devices used today, including iPhones.

If you're planning your life in a way that you have tasks due beyond the year 3000, I applaud your optimism From support.google.com/calendar/ans... #tasks

Thank you Target for shipping my new record in the largest box possible, at least you used plenty of padding #vinyl

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

Daughter: what does USB spell? Me: it means Universal Serial Bus D: a cereal bus!? I want to eat it! M: it's not that kind of bus D: how do you make a cereal bus?

Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses theonion.com/man-wit...

Well there goes my only method to getting books onto my Kindle without wifi :( #kindle #ebooks

Timezones will forever be the bane of my existence as a developer.

New year, same me. If there was a new me, I'd hope he'd at least have better vision. Or a cool hat.