Sphloo

Across countries, is the political right always some conservative party while the left is some liberalesque party? I do realize that I have this vast knowledge at my fingertips to search but search results are generally slop.

My brain read "unstable" instead of unsafe. I now wonder if it's dyslexia or Freudian slip or something else and is it about me or the President?

Anything that needs too much access is a target. Looking at you apps that require file access, contact access, mic, camera access and so forth when you're merely a podcast app.

I had to pay $4.75 a gallon for gas yesterday. Guess I need a job to pay for gas to get to job 1. Also it hasn't been this high since end of pandemic when Russia invaded Ukraine. Thx for your attention to this matter.

When there's too many small fires some are chosen to let burn rather than stopping them. This may be due to lack of manpower but also potential benefits of letting it burn. Here's to hoping picking and choosing works to some benefit.

All I have is, "dafuq?". Please bitch in our Healthcare system nothing is free.

Does condisention require intent or is it just in the ear of the beholder?

I had given up suggesting manager like things due to not being a manager but desperately wanting manager to idk, manage. Now I have a suggestion to make work better but hesitant to say anything because not being a manager and the aforementioned giving up.

If I have to go to bid for a couple hundred for few lights in an auditorium, they should have to go to bid for millions on shit like zap gloves, beautification projects and the like.

Plans to build a MASSIVE ICE detainment facility in Socorro, TX have been abandoned. elpasomatters.org/2026/08/11/d...

Veterinary care is becoming increasingly expensive for American pet owners. As prices rise, attention is turning to a major shift in the industry: private equity firms and large corporations buying up veterinary practices across the country. https://to.pbs.org/3RedOuo

It worked. Just saying a call was made to fix a sport put all the news about him. Honestly, I hope there was more important things to do but what do I know I can't multitask with my eyes open OR closed.

@weratedogs.com is it a very hot squirrel or a very hot dog? Based on the sploot I suspect dog

Fun fact from high school I remembered today: In mythology, Narcissus is brought down by a reflecting pool.

I appreciate my 15 year old niece texting me to let me know she's "shipping off to Boston." I didn't have the heart to correct it to "up to" at 533 am.

How can you support sport without supporting the corrupt governing body of the sport? Guilty of watching and cheering Cape Verdi get a win by tie against one of the favorites.

Misogynoir is a great word that I discovered today

Have you tried turning it off then on?

I wonder why we haven't considered the government could be run by AI. the super long bills could be read by computers, compromises could be made, not party over country and can work more of the year at a much cheaper rate.

I'm not sure I'm more afraid or more sad over the truth of this statement.

I have a thorn in the pad of my thumb from weeds. It hurts. I think it's a sign I should no longer be the one to deal with weeds.

I could have *sworn* the Lego images were real! Shocked I say, Shocked!

Is pay for favor better than pay for protest? Asking for a friend.

In case anyone is interested in making their own doctor costume, the McCall's pattern has been found.

I believe I prefer TMZ following politicians to celebrities.

I'd love to follow this puppet on his crime solving antics.

This is Pipsqueak. Her bed is a banana. Technically speaking it is a banana split, but either way, very a-peeling. 12/10 (IG: sassypebs)

Ti's the season for everyone's favorite high stakes game, Taxes. Where rules change frequently and it's no longer free to play.

It wasn't a suggestion. youtu.be/8JsCxSiyaAU?...

I thought psychics weren’t real. Fri 25 Jul 2025 “Seth Meyers: ‘We’re just one Epstein story away from Trump announcing that UFOs are real’ www.theguardian.com/culture/2025... 2/19/26 www.bbc.com/news/article... "Trump directs US government to prepare release of files on aliens and UFOs"

Grifters gonna grift www.npr.org/2026/02/18/n...

🤣 😂 🤣 Thanks for my morning laugh...oh wait she's serious?

Thou shalt be amused rather than angered by the words and deeds of idiots; for I am the Noodly Lord and I have created idiots solely for entertainment purposes Mind first and thine likewise. –Suggestions 1:13

Is this just vanity aging, like the ubdid with clothing sizes? www.bbc.com/news/article...

The pinnacle of being a US citizen is being identified as consumer.

Looking forward to a little weekend rage knitting.

Craftivism

I am pretty good at making up words or stealing them. My favorite is failure rain. Maybe I made it up but it's more likley I came across it on a republican platform because I'm not that smart.

Anyone know how make any of the following a side hustle or a permanent gig: Paid protestor *asking for a friend

If evidence like the possession (9/10ths) rule? Would it be who has the evidence? Who shows it? Who says it louder?

"Many teachers are secret revolutionaries and still assign whole books," is such a distopian quote.

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up https://theonion.com/australia-admits-all-those-animals-made-up/

Don't expect any New Year's Resolutions from me. I plan on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight, that you've all come to know and love!

Did not have "nothing to see here, move along" on the bingo card.