🦇 Phrique 🦇

🦇 Phrique 🦇

@splatterzaddy.bsky.social

Your dad’s favorite splatterpunk author. 🖤 Bloody AF. Violent AF. Gay AF. Phrique AF. Https://linktr.ee/phrique

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Look away Zaddy Marx, for #BlackFriday weekend has returned & this shiny cog in the machine has some wares to push. 🛍️ This sale only happens once a year, so get in while you can; especially because there are only 🚨40 COPIES OF “LUBE ME UP WITH FRY GREASE” LEFT🚨 & then that’s it! (Yay season 2 tho!)

The devil whispered, “Thou doth have room for more horrific books of ill-repute” to me 👀👂🏽🤚🏽😈 & who am I to disregard Ground Zaddy’s very cogent argument.🔥🤔🔥 #vintagehorror #paperbacksfromhell #horrorsky

Curse Me By Your Name synopsis + cover reveal! I finished Curse Me By Your Name last night! So to celebrate I’m dropping the synopsis + cover that I drew for my first mini-bomination (chapbook)! Planning to drop in January, which is perfect cuz I still haven’t finished drawing the back cover yet. 😅

I have been bibelot-deficient for like a whole week, could you believe it?! Then this beaut showed up today & the dopamine spilled forth. I’m certain the 100% Soft Return of The Living Dead dumpster fire will fill the endless void. 😻

I can’t believe Slay The Lake: Chicago #LGBTQ+ Horror Book Fest is already a week away. I’ve been looking forward to this since…well, since the last one! I’m hyped to see everyone again + all the new faces as well. 🙀 Hurry up Saturday! 🖤 #horrorsky #horror

Gig of the Damned: Slay the Competition & Scissor Me Timbers FREE on Kindle 10/31 & 11/1! To celebrate my 2 fav holidays, GOTD/SMT are free Fri/Sat! In remembrance of all my slain queens/sisters that fell from grace, some of my favorite character are gone but never forgotten. 🖤 #horrorsky #horror

Dropping June 15th! I can’t wait for everyone to meet Cherry, Chocolate, & Vanilla — as they do the thing we’ve all been hoping SOMEONE would do— in, “Is He Dead Yet?” 🖤 #splatterpunk #horror #horrorcommunity

Is this gay enough y’all? 🫳🏽 Happy pride month! aka National “Move, I’m gay” month. aka National “Keep it cute or put it on mute” month. aka National “I wish you would try to keep us silent” month. Aka National “We are continuing to fight to uphold what those before us fought so hard for” month.

As long as we keep resisting hate, strengthening our community, creating, reading, writing, being authentic, & expressing our JOY: we will all flourish & those against us will always be dusty. 💨 Don’t just say it, scream it with PRIDE! 🌈

May 17th is #IDAHOBIT! Gentle reminder that I am: •queer as poptarts •anti-hate •pro-extinction of the dinosaurs/their antiquated ideals •safe space/protector of the dolls I will never shut up, quite literally. Let me know if you have a problem with any of the above so I can give you another one.🖤

What’s a competitive phone game that the masses are playing that has a leaderboard etc? This is so dumb, of all the things I’ve had to research for this story…this is the one I need to phone a friend for. “You bitch!” Chocolate yelled, “You beat my _______ score!” (my arsonist cat for attention)

I’m currently in the middle of two short stories that are due like jdhdirrkdjf tomorrow?!? (Hyperbolic) But then this idea I have for a hitman’s last job going horribly awry called “Extenuating Circumstances” keeps tap-dancing to the forefront of my paperthin attention span. Brain, why you do dis?!

How come everyone says “UH OH” whenever I start a sentence with “Soooo I got bored and…” Oh that’s right…things like this happen. 🤭 Sorry, not sorry. I’m making adverts for everythinggggg now. 🖤

Got the urge to draw a chibi lil’ Cthulhu. Did 👏🏽 that 👏🏽 & it Katamari roll’d into this maximalist monstrosity. Calling it “Creepy. Caffeinated.” Ever took a biopsy of brain cells, this would be what you saw in the microscope. 👀 Just for fun, hoping my mom puts it on the fridge.🎨👨🏽‍🎨 #PhriqueArt #horror

Omg I’m blown away. Thank you so much Marc. This means the world to me. 🖤

Scissor Me Timbers is HERE! 😻 I’m lugging every copy I can with me to Williamsburg to make it a #ScaresThatCare #Authorcon V early exclusive! The preorder is up & officially besmirching the earth 4.1.25, coming to my site with all extras as well. Ebook is live on my site NOW! Phrique.Bigcartel.Com

I’m so hyped for everyone to get their hands on my 3rd, thiccest/unholiest abomination yet, plus they get to see that #sacrilicious back cover first. 🤫 If you are going to be at AuthorCon V - Williamsburg in a week & want a copy of #ScissorMeTimbers, can I get an amen? 🙏🏽

Saints be Praised! 🙏🏽

Aiden E. Messer@aiden-e-messer.bsky.social

Scissor me Timbers by Phrique @splatterzaddy.bsky.social 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤/5 Dear god. That was blasphemous indeed. This book was super fun, bloody and nasty! Great characters, great story, and witty lines, what more can you ask for?

That’s a wrap on my cursed Full House script. All will be able to read this ridiculous, nostalgic, bloody good fun soon! This was a welcome break from the editing process, but now it’s time to get back to it. 💪🏽

Putting the final touches on my Kimmy Gibbler: Portrait of a Serial Killer short story. Excited for the world to read this punchy switchblade romance sitcom, where the scariest part is that hot pink jumpsuits were a thing back then. Coming to you geekburgers soon. 🩷 #horrorsky #horrorcommunity