Funny Fish

Funny Fish

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Was walking past one of my student groups and they were talking about fujoshis instead of doing their plant lab and I was like “how did we get from plants to yaoi guys” and this one girl was like “oh my god how do you know what that means” . How do I. ME? HOW do I know what that MEANS?

If this is the degree to which pokemon oras has altered my mind from playing it in like 2022 I cannot believe my mom wouldn’t buy me a 3ds in 2014 can you imagine how much worse it would be

Used probably the last 11 pull I’ll be able to scrape together on the admin banner and got Shelley .. leaving the gambling crypt with something

Neither Courtney nor Matt at least it’s like symmetrical . Side note I do like that they are each others counterpart like both of them at the end of the day are falling asleep to made up scenarios where they get to save their respective bosses from a collapsing building or something

dude I just went to look through the new dialogue for them and im laughing rn they actually do have benefits and pay in team magma . tabitha has a linkedin that just sort of obliquely says "junior talent development and acquisition specialist at a major organization"

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This is kind of why Tabitha like gunning for a promotion in ORAS is kind of funny to me like of course Maxie would make several actual defined job positions you have to apply to in team Magma

Funny to me how every time an artist charging a high amount of money for their work kind of catches the mainstream and a bunch of people start ridiculing it and saying it's ridiculous and it's not worth the money you go to check their account and their commissions are always completely booked lol

It’s just so great how a defining part of Colress’s character is that he truly from the bottom of his heart despises Ghetsis. His mission across dimensions is to keep fucking him over. Truly one of the most legendary haters in the verse

Thinking about Colress again to he’s so funny. He was a high ranking member of a terrorist org BUT he was sabotaging them BUT it wasn’t like a double agent thing he just kind of hated Ghetsis’s guts .. like interpol didn’t know what to do with him so they basically let him walk

I’m kinda bummed my luck has been so bad on their banner I’m prob not gonna get Matt and Shelley but at least I have Tabitha .. but it’s sad that I don’t have Courtney to go with …

I was free from gacha games for so long but the thing is whenever I get back into ORAS I start to feel like one of the rats in an empty cage from that experiment and pokemas is the water bottle filled with cocaine

Team Rocket being relatively normal compared to every other pokevillain group is so funny to me like Giovanni is a dude who wanted to do regular organized crime shit in Kanto. He even had the decency to just abandon his kid like normal instead of the fucked up mind games Ghetsis was doing with N

There's something kind of great about evil team admins in pokemon because like the leaders are your charismatic megalomaniacs & the grunts are your lonely ineffectual losers but like the admins are apparently people who are seriously investing in their chosen career path of Poke-terrorism

Some teams there is a distinct vibe that the admins are just like, closer personal friends of the team leader (Aqua, Skull) but a lot of other teams seem to have something akin to like a corporate structure like do you get better benefits as an admin in team galactic

This is kind of why Tabitha like gunning for a promotion in ORAS is kind of funny to me like of course Maxie would make several actual defined job positions you have to apply to in team Magma

Aigis learned to love herself and others and care about the world from the protag and she finally completes her understanding of the human condition and appears in the final cutscene without her robotic parts when she loses him like ok yeah fine It really gets to me

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genuinely fuck you

Persona has never ever done better with a romance option than the p3 protagonist x aigis that shit truly makes me want to cry when i think about them

posts like this really highlight how this account's gimmick couldn't work on any other site

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Caligula was just insane, not necessarily evil Nero is right there, but you take the crazy guy that declared war on Poseidon 🙄 (and surrendered!) Also there were a LOT of horrible people. Stalin, Mengele, Mao, Göring, Genghis Khan, or more recent what about Epstein?

It is shameful to still listen to DoaB like it’s not even one of the cool panic albums but like despite the fact I erm maybe wouldn’t call it “good” and a few tracks kinda suck straight up you would have to actually like physically remove part of my brain to make me actually find it unlistenable