Angel Kid

Seeing a doctor about the long term degeneration of our body tomorrow. The worst news we can get is "it's nothing" because that'll mean it goes untreated for longer. This happens regularly around here so low low hopes.

Sonic characters honestly get named shit like Roller the Blade and expect you to take them entirely seriously and then we do

Comedies we watched young were the muppets and scary movie and that's gotta have done something weird to us

Getting heavy notes of absolutely fucking nothing from this one

Stutter are the gayest thing ever. What, can't speak? Too busy thinking about boys? Or girls? Or both?

We had a really nice dream about being a teenage woman at about the time we were actually born living in a big house both our and our rival's family shared and it was nice to feel like a normal girl for once Anyways back to being in a prison body

The clock rewinds. See you yesterday, my dear.

Our xactos are apparently so dull now we can barely get cat scratch cuts How fucking annoying We need new ones, or at least a pack of new blades We need the fucking relief

Read our future regarding our frienship with Micah and wow was it glum. Maybe we're just influencing the reading with our negativity, but our foresight has never been wrong before...

Well that fantasy got cut off quick At least we can still be friends, but man the one time we think someone actually wants us back after meeting offline Maybe we're just not meant to be loved Oh well friendship is still a good thing

They sent us really cute pictures of themself and they used a possessive "my" when saying goodnight to us we're gonna die we're so gonna just die on the spot we're gonna stop being alive 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

They either must really like us or have very low standards to put up with our nonsense

WE CAN'T STOP FUCKING FUMBLING WITH MICAH YEARS OF BEING ANTISOCIAL HAS RUINED OUR GAME

You can tell Omori was made by a shotacon because nobody else could torture a little boy so thoroughly You can tell Edgerunners 2 had a few shotacons on the team because nobody else could so lovingly animate his tummy the way they did

Gotta love Edgerunners 2, they've got; Teenage girl pedophile with supercybercancer Electromancer Dabi MHA A mentally ill chopped 50 year old man Hag loli Kid shota boomer Transgender valley girl

Adam Smasher really does all that just to die in 2077 to a V with no cyberware running around in a circle naked with a pistol (we beat him that way on Very Hard last time we played, it was genuinely trivial, that game is so buns)

Cyberpunk abbreviates to CP Season 1, Lucy is Groomerzilla, Rebecca Season 2, every scene we've seen of that little boy is shot like an ecchi anime It's gotta be on purpose right

Come to think of it, they specifically pointed out they liked our dress The dress we specifically chose to wear today because it's pretty short They might just be a pervert

Seen a couple screenshots of the new cyberpunk episode and holy moly that little boy we need to finish season one right away

Thinking about how Weird Al's My Little Pony OC canonically had sex with Pinkie Pie

Feels like they're watching us...

AI is the Diabolis Ex Machina and tech bros and billionaires want you to worship it

Watch out, we're watching you 🥰

Having that weird thing again where nobody's with us but we can't shake the feeling there's someone in the chair we were about to sit on and they keep getting mad whenever we try to sit there so we're sitting somewhere else Both times we were singing and dancing when it happened. Weird

What are some good halloween songs we've got uh... The Monster Mash and uh.... 😬 nothing else

Btw if anyone ever has anything they wanna say or even just wants to say hi our messages and discord are always open We don't send mamy messages even to close friends but if you need someone to talk to/at we're a decent listener

Accidentally left sausage in the fridge too long and it was a super dark red color and tearing at itself and generally looked like it was unsafe to eat so we had to throw it away and now we're frustrated we wasted food

Having this on the cover and still being mediocre was an accomplishment tbh

Our mom's up in the living room watching REPO entirely of her own free will 😌

BEHOLD! AN 11 YEAR OLD SHOTA!

Name your temptress character Becka Ning, your explorer character Wayfin Dher, your lolicon character Amay Zing Taest Kojima writes guys named Die Hardman, Skull Face, and Hot Coldman and people love it

Anytime anyone says anything remotely similar to "the good old days" we just check out entirely. Engaging with anyone like that is just tedious

Our friend has reminded us the latter was "Ruby" Admittedly pretty funny she remembers our stuffed animals' names better than we do when they're like our only companions at all

Whenever someone who claims to be pro-trans says shit like "trans kids don't exist" we always giggle a little. Like what do they think the person is 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes old and perfectly fine but the clock hits midnight and the person suddenly has lifechanging dysphoria?

You can kind of tell when they're joking or playing into the nerd bit vs when they wrote something in the script they actually hold as a belief, and somehow (paraphrasing ofc) "the four humors are the four objectively true personality types" seems to be the latter

The cereal episode is like 2 steps away from being youthlib but generally they definitely are like. You can tell it was made 15 years ago lol

Randomly remembered a bit from "Cracked After Hours", searched something vague as fuck, found a redditor with the exact phrasing of our question, and now we're gonna rewatch some things and see if our taste back then was any good and try not to think about how any of the people would probs murder us

Lolis are amazing but sometimes we forget how much we adore shotas as well

We know it probably wasn't intentional but this really reads to us like butt touching is on the table lol

Starting to do a "what would you say if your little sister was asking for this" voice in our head any time we're unsure about a decision. It typically ends up resulting in something boiling down to "that would be horribly irresponsible" but said cutely