Spooky J. Weaselbones

Are you Weasel enough to take the Weaselbones challenge? No? Oh… umm… are you Bone perhaps? letterboxd.com/weaselbones/...

When Laura Palmer died it ended like six love triangles

My Favorite Horror Genres: 1. Goop Festival (Reanimator, The Fly) 2. Catholicism is Inherently Creepy (The Omen, The Exorcist) 3. Incredibly clinical ghost investigation (The Ring, Ju-On) 4. Horror Renaissance Indie Darling (Backrooms, Barbarian) 5. Saying “wtf” every ten seconds (Tetsuo, House)

“Hey, I’m a nerd and I still like sports, whaddaya say to that? Yeah, freerunning, slacklining, longboard, these aren’t sports these are activities

British aisles of grocery stores will always be the most accurate of all foreign food aisles, because British food is the only national food that is, and always has been, entirely canned.

#Halloween Fun Facts for 2026! Yay!

So I'm at this Greek restaurant And the music is this mid-2010s techno pop dogshit Millennial whoop, palm muted guitars, buildup-silence-bassdrop, heard it a billion times I say to my friend, "this is the kind of music nobody will notice has been replaced with AI" She says, "this *is* AI"

Anybody else feel like comedians writing their own jokes is a huge conflict of interest?

I’ve been under a lot of stress lately, but thankfully I have a little side project where I decode the secrets that the Eel People plant in Oreo package designs Keeps me sane

I’ve been under a lot of stress lately, but thankfully I have a little side project where I decode the secrets that the Eel People plant in Oreo package designs Keeps me sane

Reservoir Dogs is a prequel to the Blues Brothers How do I know? Five reasons: ☝️bite ✌️my 🤟god 👌damn 🖐️bird

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and sued IKEA IKEA put up signs that say Nø Jumpång Aalllllll throouuuugggh the toooowwwwn

AMERICANS! Please show cultural sensitivity when watching SNL UK Cold open ❌ Chilly Startings ✅ Host ❌ Giggleboy of the Day ✅ Cue card ❌ His Majesty’s Remindly ✅ Opening Monologue ❌ Tesco ✅

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“You can’t prove the bed of my pickup truck isn’t technically a cup” and other AWESOME things to say at a 7/11

Genie: “I grant to all who rub my lamp 3 wishes…” Me: “I wish for Strawberry.” G: “Uhh— yeah, okay, sure.” [a moldy shriveled strawberry appears] Me: “Thought so asshole.” G: [splutters] Me: “I wish my 2nd wish is gone, I wish my 3rd wish is gone. Bye, bitch.”

Scary Movie (2026) will be the best movie you’ve ever seen if your home wi-fi network is called “NETGEAR”

It’s giving millennial dating profile

If we didn’t have SNL UK it would be like not having SNL

Tales From the Hood is in this tragic position of being possibly the best horror anthology movie ever made, but stuck with a title that reads like Skrewbo Original™️ watchbait

Three rats in a trench coat trying to sneak into the dog park

Business in the Party Front in the Back Unrelated drawing of the Crypt Keeper

You avoid talking politics because it’s “cringe” I avoid talking politics because online leftist communities are viper nests full of clout-chasing opportunists We are not the same

Illustrated: me, explaining Jason’s rise to zombiedom through the F13 canon to @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social

You people have no idea how badly I want to be on an Australian podcast Australia in the 2020s is treating podcasts like Ancient Rome treated roads

Youchie!!!

If you’re like me, you love watching scary movies in October. If you’re even more like me, you enjoy making into a structured activity with lists and arcane criteria and arbitrary obstacles to overcome THE WEASELBONES OCTOBER HORROR CHALLENGE MOVIE CHALLENGE www.tumblr.com/spookyweasel...

Helo I’m Jim Knockham and thisnis assjacked

On a clear night, when Who’s On First shines in the sky and then is eclipsed by Shut the Fuck Up Donny, a writer shall be born of the name Sherman-Palladino

Is that all this was? ‘Wharles, Barles, thank you Charles?’

It was very savvy of Warner Brothers to sell Coyote vs. Acme for a 20 million dollar loss instead of releasing it themselves and making a fairly easy profit

I am not afraid to be corny on main

Be on the lookout for my directorial debut, direct-to-Tubi. It’s called “The Amityville Wim Wam Bip Bap Ding Biddle Liddle Bazooo”

Trying to use search engines in 2026 feels like being an ailing monarch surrounded by footmen whose worst fear is me finding a newspaper "I should like to see the latest Lizzo receipts, Godfrey.” "Er...did His Majesty perhaps mean ‘lizard recipes'?” "The receipts, Godfrey, [coughing] at once!"

The Pumpkin Spice onslaught has begun. We can procrastinate no longer! Spooky Season has returned and with it so has our Jack-o-head and Scaredy Cat designs. Available for a limited time at Fez-o-rama.com #FezORama #fez #halloween #cat

They’ve started turning The Voices into ads

Apparently there’s a new strain of pro-AI rhetoric that’s like… Marxism flavored? Like, AI will give us luxury space communism I guess? “The only way to throw off the yoke of capitalism is to let the machine appropriate not just your labor but your actual skill” Here’s to the workers of the world!

This was not an easy decision, but I can no longer, in good conscience, catfish Ed Sheeran into sending me Ribena

#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet