Mr. Braps

Guys, they filled the reflecting pool with Brawndo lime-flavored #Shitty-ocracy

Dear Universe, This wasn’t the March madness i had in mind

I read this several times. Laughed harder on each try.

Co-worker: Sends self-described ‘friendly email reminder’. Me: Uh no, *I’ll* decide if this email is friendly. <squints suspiciously>

I remember this concert during the “Rock out with your Bach out” World Tour in ‘86. Opening act was the Bangles. Good times.

Remember kids: It doesn’t even need to be effective. It just needs to appear punitive and cruel for his scuffknuckle mouth breathers to enthusiastically mouth-foam over it.

The states: Delusion, Denial

Ctrl-R Therapy Prison

The sole neighbor in my neighborhood that still had a “Tumrp 2024” yard sign up, just took it down. Wonder which embarrassing, reckless, childish behavior by the commander im grief made him remove it?

Turtles are awesome.

I don’t know who to root for..

Invest in popcorn futures.

Does spectacular wealth excuse depravity? Some thoughts on Elon Musk and moral character.

“…Make it even more Punisher-y, Daddy…pleeez…”

The perverting effect of money.

On a ‘dead soul stare’ scale of 0 to Stevie Miller, ol’ Marco is hovering at 9. #ETTD

If these idiots can manipulate Trump so easily imagine what Putin has been able to do.

He’s threatening media companies who are critical of him. He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons. He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him. He’s defying the Supreme Court. Don’t you see what’s happening here?

Good news everyone. The bone spurs have healed!

The question we’ll be asking for the next 4 years is.. ”is this incompetence or is it malice?”

Same

So.. does the MadMax phase usually come before the Hunger Games phase, or.. how does this all work?

What a fucking idiot.

HONK TOUCH, ‘MURICA

mood

the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

Folks, I just realized that 👊🇺🇸🔥 must mean this Admin/Regime is going to Fistfu** America until it Burns. I’m not a fan of that.

G’mornin… now what happened..?? #Caturday

Here’s to a caffeinated, smiling Saturday.

These people can’t decide whether Jan 6 was a bad thing or not.

Folks, if a post makes you lol…either in spirit or literally, it’s your social responsibility to at least drop a Like on it.

You’re doin’ great lil’ Donny. Keep it up. -Vladdy Daddy

I’m mixing some music in the home studio, instead of doom watching a speech. Shun the negative. Embrace something positive.

Ask yourself… “what if he actually wanted to slowly cripple the US economy? What would he do differently? Nothing?” Now ask yourself, “Why…why would he do all these things?”

Hey folks. Who do you think is really in charge for each of these photos? Striking.

More true every day

You know who says things like “I liked that person before they were all political”..? People that are ALL political.

Tariff exceptions will be another way for WH to reinforce favorable support from GOP. It’s another shakedown opportunity for the grifter-in-chief.

I just want to live somewhere where it doesn’t feel like all the shitty ppl are winning

Because this tarriff stuff is so dumb and unwarranted, interesting to see some Americans rooting for Canada/Mexico to hit back. Not faulting them.. just kinda wild.

DEI hit me in the back of my ankles with a shopping cart today

I’m already proactively calling it the Gulf of Dipshit. Since nothing means anything anymore.

Hey which of these new Exec orders is the egg price one?

Look Ma! No riotous Insurrection!