ˢᵠᵘᵉᵃᵏᵒ 𝓰ₗᵢₛₛₐₙ𝒹ₒ

She’s evolving to bipedalism

There’s no finer a delicacy than a crouton dipped in ranch

Me and oomfs items exchange is out of control

Squeako the Drifter

“I love makin these SHRIMP!!”

open.spotify.com/track/3FUqPW... song so good it instantly made me and Teddy stop talking mid convo and pick up the girls and tizzyingly dance for 5 minutes

Does charcoal expire

Two gurls who follow me around all day and beg for attention

And what would you add to Grillman’s Melodies??

I forgot about how to dress well…. Big news for 18 year old me

Hmmm just found ex gfs vintage woolrich jacket in my closet #claimed

My printer enrages me so much I want to smash it with a hammer

Films I’ve watched this year (minus some rewatches I didn’t log) - a bit demented

I’m scared oomf will ridicule me for my new shoe choice

Not the peewee herman button

Just wait til you try my special lattums spice blend garnish

TGISS (thank god it’s soup season)

Gadgets and gizmos a plenty

If’n iiiiiiii was god🎶

Borscht afternoon snacker

Wearing my rat tail feels a little too comfortable

We got a lot done

Come one come y’all to Squeako’s Sweatshop

Get in the car at 7am and Teddy immediately puts this on “sorry I just had to listen to this” okay

Bernadette has the vibe of a blue ribbon prize piglet at the state fair

Toxic duo

Thrilling comeback victory by @bit3rr.bsky.social

My platform is Flea Free Tennessee and the No Cat Twin Left Behind grant

Can you even imagine

Yeah right

All doves all the time

23 out of 24 hours

Were the Cat Twins! (No relation)

“Bunny needs a drink!”

I got new glasses that may make me a bit of a character

Thank you furries

Kida AF

He’s gazing wistfully at pictures of himself from earlier this summer when he was on creatine

Sorry to my neighbors but I’ve become emboldened to have nude hot tub hours in broad daylight

She’s the owner of this house

My favorite weather (no heat and no aircon needed)

Dying to play oomfs new cello