Stephen Culp

How many pounds did you poop in your pants, Donnie? How many pounds did you poop? Is it north of 200, south of a ton? Are your nappies succeeding in stopping a run? Waddling around in your shit can't be fun. Tell me, how many pounds did you poop?

Thoughts?😊

Nothing, in the history of human existence, has ever been so pathetic

It's always in hindsight, aint it? No one to pick your crops? China won't buy your soy? You get tossed out of the country without due process? Aw... It's the GOP way: Ronnie went senile, only THEN was Nancy ALL FOR stem cell research. It's how empathy pays off. The lack of it comes back 'round.

To any MAGA nitwit who aims to depict our Dolly as anything but an LGBTQ+ ally, and therefore against every hatefull thought your tiny mind conjures

Boop.

PedoPOTUS

I shall hold fond memories of Lil' Miss Strawberry Aspic Lips, such as that time she answered a serious question from a member of the White House Press Corps with "Your mom." Bye, mean girl. See you on Dancing With the Stars, Ms. Riefenstahl...er, Leave itt.

Flood your socials with pics of your freshly cleaned sofas on Sunday! DO IT!!!!

It's called this now. Don't argue.

#Happy250 #FDT #DyinDonald #EpsteinFiles

We'll take two reflecting pools, please. Dirty, with a twist, thanks.

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