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Unfortunately, flying carpets also take up about 95 percent of the screen at any given time, cause the vast majority of air traffic congestion and collisions and can't hit a stationary object to save their lives.

It can no longer support a battery, and I jewelry rigged a new power switch, because I broke the old one. But hey, it's got excellent air flow, and the exposed left speaker is a fun and entertaining fidget toy for all to enjoy.

It's a very interesting system and probably lends itself to helping you figure out whether you like the game or not. Personally, I fucking love it.

We're back to hexagons. Why did we ever leave? Because math is hard and we're going to gaslight you into loving squares.

Videogames. You know what's a good videogame? Mount and Blade: Warband.

Long story short, it is the opinion of the Merchants' Guild that my channel is the target on an antisemitic attack by extremists who hate Israel, that are taking time to mass-flag each video. I know, it's annoying. But let's make the best of it.

Gaslighting? Gaslighting isn't real. You're just crazy. Now take your medication.

I say you can pick a gender for the other races, but between you and me, only a trade anthropologist can tell the difference between a Scottish male and a Scottish female. Which is actually defined by the subtle difference in beard size and body fat ratio.

Visit the circus! They're always on tour. In one of the three most popular holiday destinations of the world: Werewolf Town, Undead Town, and of course Tropical Islands... filled with cannibals.

Or maybe you'll come to realize your struggle is pointless and futile, and decide to join the enemy. As a final word of caution, never trust NPCs. The most dangerous creature in the Cataclysm is still other humans.

No, the strongest unit under Haven's direct command is humble peasant. The real Heroes of Might and Magic are taxpayers. They contribute their monthly wages to provide you with security, social services, and of course roads. Without peasants, we wouldn't have much of a country.

Chaos orbs are far more common rocks, but appropriately rare enough, that they're the gold standard for trading.

Towns are no longer a single screen. They're actual towns surrounded by external buildings. These are modular, you can build whatever you want, provided you've got the space for it.

Once you get their business card, the adventurers do get better. The dungeon, however does not.

Daji's head rolled on the chopping block shortly after as their murderous dynasty crumbled to the ground. And that's why Daji gets my vote as 2019's waifu of the year.

At that point, around the year 2070, it'll be cheaper and safer to copulate with a real human female. Don't let that become a reality.

Common humanity has been replaced with ambition, desperation, and conflict. Our future is bleak and we don't know what tomorrow might hold for us.

Dragons share the same area as Minotaurs. Each time I cap a Dragon, there's a chance they won't be replaced. So if the area saturates with Minotaurs, it's quicker to portal hop and reset the spawn.

This video is a test to see how quickly I could churn something out. Turns out for creative output, in the absence of passion, Vitriol is an entirely viable substitute.

But with immortality, the only thing left to fear is death itself. That fear becomes paranoia, jealousy, hatred; not for humans, but for your own kind and that fear ends up consuming you.

It's even got a fucking banana bread recipe in there at the end. I tried it. It was pretty good. So, for once, please read the manual. It's great.

Also, earlier this month I made a shitty website. Introducing... ssethtzeentach.com. It's hot garbage. But it's also got links to all my videos. Especially the banned ones. Come check it out.

In case you haven't figured this out already, Dwarf Fortress is an amazing game. And not only that, it's unique. There's nothing quite like it.

What have we learned today? Overthinking a 2004 RTS is the peak of being a midwit, increases your risk of writing video essays, and accelerates your Alzheimer's by expanding the Swiss cheese in your brain.

Budget cuts and austerity have hit the military, as you'll be hacking through elves armed with branches and women armored from head to toe, but nothing in between.

If the legends are true, the mythical nation of Ukraine produces most of the bootleg cigarettes and prostitutes we find in Europe today. But, everyone knows this is just a fairy tale.

However, they wanted a story with a climax so fuck it, we're gonna unionize. The final mission of the game is a fun twist on normal gameplay. Instead of breaking apart the ship and carefully sorting the remains, you have to intentionally fail all of your salvage goals.

Now, what are you gonna do about it? You're gonna do your part.

Trapping helps you start fire for improvised heating, and catch squirrels for improvised beating. Very useful.

And people take this shit uh- very seriously. Sometime ago we had a fiasco with Gaijin releasing a modern tank. And uh- some guy on the forum said 'actually, that's not accurate'. Everybody said 'prove it', and he did. By leaking confidential military documents.

If they got that money symbol, it's time to harvest. As quickly as possible.

Builds. There's many builds. Strength is terrible. Until you realize you can power stance through the entire game and block everything else with barricade shield. For zero stamina.

When Alex locks down the ship, you eject yourself into space and float over to the cargo bay. Unfortunately, there's a hull breach. Until you dock a storage container, the doors won't open.

Then, I talked to a random civilian, my hand slipped, and I accidentally tried to arrest him. "Like hell you are", he said, before shooting me in the face. At this point, I was captivated.

My house is a very fun place. "Hey Sseth, why is there a proximity sensor?" Good question. Why is there movement at 3 in the morning?

3, much like real life, retirement is economically unfeasible and exists only as a carrot and stick to motivate the working class.

There's a lot of nice subtle interactions as well. Such as when enemies are very injured, they'll start to limp away from combat in attempt to escape the combat area.

Stay tuned. Or don't. It's an open door policy.

If you become the vassal of a king, the game gets really interesting. Since you often need to be intertwined in politics, intrigue, and skullduggery to advance your position among your peers.

Now if he gets pulled over, he's fucked. He wants to change jobs? He's fucked. He's lived a long and fruitful life and wants to cash out his social security benefits? He's fucked.

I could not avenge my parents, but I can seduce these fine young ladies. How are you doing, Lady Alfrun?

Once inside, you might be reminded that there's an overarching plot involving dragons and how they're going to attack Germany sooner or later. But who really cares?

Just act cool. Put a chisel on the table, so he knows you mean business. Don't worry, he'll be back. They always come back...

Oh wait, uh, I'm getting a call, it's the old folks home! They want their mobility lifts back.

I ran to a nearby village and traded my rifle for food and water. The farmer then traded with me, then mugged me at gunpoint, forcing me to give up my food and water in exchange for my rifle.

If you are beautiful, non-ugly girl looking for a boyfriend, contact me at PrajeetBhardvaj422@hotmail.com and please attach at least two pictures of your beautiful feet. Thank you, beautiful, mmm.

All in the name of protecting our children. Which, if statistics are anything to go by, need protection from their family instead.

I give this game a "Meow"/"Get Help".

To this end, we will assign our attributes equally to avoid any of the negative temperamental states.

Because Heroes V added the best goddamn spell in the game. Probably the best spell in the entire Heroes series. Summon Beehive. I love a spell so much I even make my own Campaign around it. It's called Beekeeper. It's a piece of shit, don't actually play it.