Steven Lubliner

Kirkus Reviews calls "Threeway" "a slim, funny satire of America's culture." $5.99 on Kindle. $7.99 in paper. No excuses. Read it before it's banned. (Actually, I hope it's banned.) a.co/d/9nTDr2L

What kind of coin flip was that?

Tonight’s World Cup loss felt oddly like game 3 of Knicks/Spurs.

Meanwhile, as the press dithers, immigrants nonchalantly bus the evidence.

It was true in 2020. It's still true, especially if you secretly feel that watching Iran get obliterated, your neighbors get beaten, etc., makes for an interesting change of pace. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

My Hanukkah memoir, "A Child's Christmas in Queens" has lately sold a handful of #Kindle versions to people who found my ad by searching "romantic comedy." This was a target #Amazon suggested, not me. So is it a romantic comedy? It is now. $2.99, silly lovers. #booksky a.co/d/0en82rgd

Congratulations to Venezuela. Will the Venezuelan president be presenting the World Baseball Classic trophy to Trump?

Surprised Conan agreed to that gassing and incinerator bit to end the Oscars.

Never seen a punt so thoroughly blocked.

Okay, I’ll be going now. #Wordle

A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? Plenty. But love triumphs! "A Child's Christmas in Queens" is $2.99 on #Kindle, $6.99 in paper, and $3.95 in #audiobook. FREE on #KindleUnlimited. Read the 5-star reviews. #booksky #interfaith #Jewish www.amazon.com/Childs-Chris...

A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? And right? Read "A Child's Christmas in Queens" and find out. $2.99 in #Kindle; $6.99 in paper; $3.95 in #audiobook. #bannedbooks #booksky a.co/d/9nhc0Cj

"Threeway" called the moment ten years ago. Kirkus called it "a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. And while we still have elections that matter. $5.99 on #Kindle, $7.99 in #paperback. #bannedbooks #politicalsatire #booksky #Trump a.co/d/3pRJ8MW

Halloween's over, so it's time for "A Child's Christmas in Queens." A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? Ask JD Vance. Better yet, don't. #interfaith #NewYork #booksky $2.99 on #Kindle #KindleUnlimited, $6.99 in #paperback, $3.95 for the #audiobook a.co/d/8Vw5CIh

Dodgers better win it now, because if Roberts really puts in a position player to pitch, I'm gonna sue him for the last three hours back. #WorldSeries

Between Trump's #diarrhea video yesterday, the shit smearing on January 6, and other right wing public shitting moments, I can keep saying that "Threeway" called such madness ten years ago. Read it before it's banned. #booksky #Trump #nokings #bannedbooks www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...

I can't think of anything I actually watch on ABC except a few minutes of Jimmy Kimmel. Maybe a chunk of the Rose Bowl. Same with CBS. Part of a bowl game or an AFC game here or there. No more.

Trump and others feeling the need to "protect" prayer in the schools is another reminder that the First Amendment is not up to the task. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

Trump and others feeling the need to "protect" prayer in school is another reminder that the First Amendment is not up to the task. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

"Threeway" hit the importance of a president's penis size ten years ago. Glad South Park is bringing the issue back to life. #booksky #satire #SouthPark #penis. www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...

A lesson on how to write a headline.

Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice. (And now Grok feels like it has to keep up.) #Trump #Elon #antisemitism #Jews open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

At least John Cusack is in good company. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

Two men, one woman, one president. Let the race to the bottom begin! See, "Threeway" did the third party thing in 2016. Shit got worse. #Kirkus calls "Threeway" a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." #books #booksky #politicalsatire #Trump #Elon a.co/d/8rWWQEr

I thought he was our friend. (I didn't really.) #Trump #antisemitism #ChristianNationalism open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

Third party? It’s been tried. Shit just got worse. #satire #booksky #Trump #Elon www.amazon.com/Threeway-Sho...

You don't need much German to get this. Seems more apt every day. Beautiful bills, alligators, people disappearing. Etc. youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI?...

"Threeway" predicted the shitty end times we're living through. Kirkus called it "a slim, funny satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. #Trump #bannedbooks a.co/d/5pjQdBE

Official State Religion with a Side of Persecution: Coming Soon To Your Shitty State open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

My take on the First Amendment. It lets you hop on the left foot on Saturday or the right foot on Sunday, all without getting arrested. Then you go to work on Monday and be a good citizen. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

Here’s Your New First Amendment. Because the one we have sucks. Or the Supreme Court has made it suck. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

Because "Get your dick out of that man's mouth and stick it in this woman's" is not an adult argument: Here's Your New First Amendment #SCOTUS #SupremeCourt open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

Here’s a thought. No protests in DC on Saturday. Protests everywhere, maybe, but not DC. There won’t be a masturbatory amount of supporters on scene, so let DC because a big flat balloon. #Trump #nokings

No white men in the West Point Rhodes Scholar group. Good fun.

Trump wearing a MAGA hat to speak at West Point. What rank is that? Or is it just rank?

On this national day of protest, read "Threeway," a political satire. Read it while they still let you. #booksky #satire #Trump #bannedbooks a.co/d/6GJIGCk

Kirkus called "Threeway" "a slim, funny satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. $5.99 on #Kindle; $7.99 in paper. #booksky #Trump #politicalsatire #books #bannedbooks www.amazon.com/Threeway-Sho...

These speeches should be Survivor challenges.

Is it playing the ref to give gifts and trips to Supreme Court justices? #Trump #Cannon

What will Ben-Gay be renamed? #EnolaGay #Trump #DEI #Hegseth

Kirkus calls "Threeway" "a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while you still can. #booksky #bannedbooks #politicalsatire #Trump a.co/d/8EC7qHT

Good Democrat strategy to have the rebuttal done by a new blood senator who votes with Trump disturbingly often. #Trump #SOTU #Slotkin

Not with RFK and Elon, you won't. #Trump #SOTU #Congress

The #Constitution ain't up to the task. #Trump #ChristianNationalism #religion #FirstAmendment #Project2025 Official State Religion with a Side of Persecution: Coming Soon To Your Shitty State open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

Brady’s shirt?

My poetic take on "First they Came" from the perspective of the comers/cummers. (Click and read-it's free). #Trump #Nazis #ChristianNationalism #fascism #poetry #booksky #religion #Christianity First We Came: A MAGA Poem open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

The over/under in Vegas is 2 1/2 on how many Nazi salutes Trump does to the crowd when he's introduced at the Super Bowl. #Trump #SuperBowl #ChristianNationalism #Nazis

Ripping American a new one. #Constitution, that is. Get on it, Congress (click and read-it's free) #Trump #privacy #electoralcollege #religion #ChristianNationalism #Christianity #abortion #gaymarriage #gayrights It’s Not in the Constitution? Okay. Let’s Put it In. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...