Scott Warren

But no more of this.

Irony is dead …

Gen Alpha misheard lyrics (9-year old at music camp): “I love rock n' roll So put another dime in the juice box, baby”

Everything is so stupid and it makes me a little furious Thank you for your attention to this matter

Sometimes they get it right

My 2025. How started, how it’s going - or something like that… @letterboxd.social

Perfect headline describing where we’re at. No notes.

My 8-year old wants to watch a horror movie. Any age appropriate reccos?

Trader Joes Me: Do a lot of people still use cash here? Cashier: Yeah, a lot. Especially in this neighborhood. Me: Why especially in this neighborhood? Cashier: (whispering) Because of all the famous people. Me: What famous people? Cashier: I don’t recognize any of them. But I know they’re famous.

There are two wolves inside you…

A little on the nose don’tcha think?

On the subway across from a guy in a tech-bro vest with an illuminated power button on the chest. What is this for? Bluetooth? Heat?

@jasondashbailey.bsky.social @fifthcolumnfilms.bsky.social Reading material has arrived. Count me in.

Everyone needs to remember that Palpatine was democratically ELECTED by the PEOPLE and he chose Vader to enforce his vision to SAVE the republic by rooting out rebels, insurgents and the enemy within.

“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” - Abraham Lincoln, born on February 12, 1809

So - went bowling with a bunch of engineers, and it was inevitable that they would eventually decide the ramp was the best method for success and began tweaking its angle for continuous improvements until it need not be adjusted again. #bowling #fun

My 12-yr old just asked me, “When you were a kid in the 80s, was your TV in one if those box things?” Yes. That was the TV.

Yep

Meta set to revamp original Hot or Not branding www.reuters.com/business/ene...

“I didn’t deliver this on time but when I do, it’s going to be amazing” In awe that this was said at a work meeting today. Mostly because they got away with it.

I’m starting to think some of these people aren’t entirely on the up and up…

Wasn’t prepared for this interaction with a random 8-yr old: Him: Did you know lobster soul sandwiches taste good? Me: No, I didn’t. What’s a lobster soul sandwich? Him: Everything has a soul. Trees, animals, you and me. It’s inside us all. Even lobsters. And that’s what makes them taste so good.

Overheard, out-of-context dinner conversation: “No, we aren’t swinging, but we should all go to the sauna together tomorrow.”

Sometimes you eat the bear. Sometimes the bear, why, he eats you. www.huffpost.com/entry/robert...