LAZARUS

What it feels like on Blue Sky.

Don't do it Nikki, don't even think about it. Sing and dance, it's much safer. Anaconda is a sacrifice.

I'm being moderated. What is the meaning of this? Thou must be kidding! Moderate this...

Just in the Doctors waiting room...and this womans bag is freaking me out!

The Golden Age.

I was hugely moved by the open letter published on social media by the member of the Nobel Prize committee, and for some insane reason, I wanted to perform it as a ‘talking head’. You lot will decide whether that was ill-advised or not! 🙏 youtu.be/4RvYdh-DHSo?...

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I'm no expert in high fashion, but what happened? See, this is why I stick to robes.

Happy National Grandparents Day. Put down the crochet needles and the TV guide...we're going for a ride, so look out!

Well...the good news is, I killed the cockroach...😃...😔

He dreamed the whole thing.

Easy bread recipe. Make it with the kids. If they do something to the bread supply, you might want this information. 🙏

This is the look I get after a long day fishing...😔 especially when I don't catch anything...😬 Women are so suspicious.

I think he's been seeing Kim Kardashians doctor. Lord have mercy, next week the top half gets done...🙄 D- cups will mean a different thing after that business.😔

#TaxTheRich #EatTheRich

bsky.app/starter-pack...

The eclipse is totally glitching and I'm completely out of medicinal cigarettes...send help.

Is old Mitch still on eternity leave? I heard they released his remains to his family.

Is Judge Pino Noire still with us?

There’s something incredibly satisfying about this.

Did you see this?😅 Portrait of president knucklehead, painted with horse manure, sells for $1,800 at Vancouver art exhibition...😂

Leprosy outbreak in southern Florida. Well, that just makes my summer!

🙄🙄🙄 "We've won this war by a lot, we're winning very strongly...and there's more coming...were taking all the oil out, they can never have a nuclear weapon."

I teach my grandchildren this recipe. We have lots of fun and it's so easy.

Is it autumn yet?

They're saying old Mitch McConnell may be expiring in hospital as we speak. I shall send the sisters, they'll hold a vigil and report back to us the moment the death rattle commences.

Finding a spider that looks like you comes with a very unsettling feeling...😕

This is the last time I invite Uri Geller for tea.

I know I'm fat, but the love's real and so are chicken nuggets...I'd like some more please. I'll go for a brisk walk tomorrow, promise...🙄 It's hard to refuse a hound when they look at you with their eyes...and whimper. I never say no...they're only with us for a short time...😔

The mad King is at Walter Reid again. "Sir, Which one is the camel?" " You're a nasty person, you are a fake doctor and this is a fake hospital...you should be ashamed of yourself...what a stupid question, no one knows things like I do...let me show you a picture of the ballroom..."

So, when president genius says "we're going in to take all of the nuclear dust with our great B52' bombers" what is he even saying? Is he talking about enriched uranium? How do B-52 bombers 'collect' 'nuclear dust'? I'm going for a fast and furious ride to clear my head.

Now what? Lord have mercy!...😔

Meet Venerable Gabi. He is an AI that has been ordained as a Buddhist monk...🙄 If they start making robot nuns, I'm quitting...😔

Trump special envoy for global partnerships, Paulo Zampoli (of the Epstein files)is in Tanzania negotiating the change of name of Mt Kilimanjaro to Mount Trump. - Daily Beast We are living inside of a madmans delusion. I really hate this century.

In case you missed it last time. It's really so easy...✨️🐪

"They gave me a gift, they were very nice, it's a beautiful gift and very valuable, but I can't tell you what it is..." - President Knucklehead

Lord have mercy! Just give me a Pepsi...😕

Have you heard about Lazarus syndrome? It's also called auto-resuscitation. It's when the heart spontaneously starts beating after you've been declared dead. Mostly it happens when you're in the morgue, but in very rare cases, you have to dig your way out...😕😔no rest for us.

Happy Saint Patricks day everyone.☘️ Below is the transcription of the engraving from his breast plate. There's something in it for us today...☘️🕊

How to make your own bread. 2 cups wheat flour 1/2 cup water 1 tbsp olive oil 1/4 tsp salt. Mix ingredients into a dough. Kneed. Divide and flatten. Bake at 450°F for 3-5 mins each side. You may need this information one day...😔

Relax, I'm fine.