Stabatha

Stabatha

@stabatha.com

🌈Ally Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral? It's Stabatha

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A reminder that for safety, I prune my posts frequently, so don't expect to go very far back in time. Oh, and #8647

I have never been this comfortable in my life. Unfortunately, I'm in a roadside rest area and I know I'm going to have to get up because there's an eight hour limit. But I'm just floating cocooned in velvet and fleece right now. Brownian noise and falling water and raindrops on the roof.

Meridian sails about high noon tomorrow. Is she done? No. Is she going to stay at safe harbor forever? Also no. Is Safe Harbor safe anymore? Very no.

Dorothy's entire journey is unpaid emotional labor, dangerous errands for an incompetent male authority figure, and the final lesson? She should have trusted her own agency in the first place. And then she wakes up in Kansas, where everybody gaslights her into Believing it was just a dream.

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Along the way, she acquires three emotionally needy men, each convinced he's fundamentally defective. So now she's responsible for getting them to therapy, except therapy is apparently a wizard operating out of a government building. Glinda, you cunt. You absolute raging cunt.

Oh yeah. the ultimate punchline is that bitch who knew the solution all along and finally tells her she could have gone home whenever she wanted. The Wizard of Oz is a giant feminist workplace grievance, and I cannot find a single compelling reason to dismiss the complaint.

Dorothy's entire journey is unpaid emotional labor, dangerous errands for an incompetent male authority figure, and the final lesson? She should have trusted her own agency in the first place. And then she wakes up in Kansas, where everybody gaslights her into Believing it was just a dream.

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She lands in a strange country, accidentally kills someone, and immediately gets saddled with a problem that isn't hers. She's told to go find a powerful man who can supposedly solve it.

Please buy my new book. Thou Shalt Not Try Me: A Practical Guide to Organizational Governance, Superacids, and Why HR Should Never Be First Into the Test Kitchen.

That is an epic solo.

Barbara Waxer 🌈 @barbara-waxer.bsky.social

When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.

"i've retained council. You are advised to govern yourselves accordionly."

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In fourteen hundred ninety-two, Stabatha discovered artery glue. She sought the spices, missed her mark, And claimed the chips by royal charter. The natives cried, “Those chips are ours!” She answered, “Not by sovereign powers!” And thus began, through salt and greed, The Great Potato Genocide.

- Me, in the grocery store, looking to replace the 38yr old jar of cloves. Probably. Never did find the spice isle, but I colonized to absolute fuck out of the chip aisle, bitches!

So, just to be clear... The billionaires and PrezFuckwit agreed to a morally binding contract.

Oh, hey look, the US government has got themselves one of those super duper intelligence things! Hey, super and duper intelligence, I have a question for you.

This is the real shit. Guys: You gotta watch this. Women: if you need a chance to cheer this morning.

Average Dad 🌻 Beer League Hockeyist@davetheaveragedad.bsky.social

To all of the “not all men” men out there, this is Daniel Sloss, a comic and former friend of Russell Brand. I suggest you watch this. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C--YtXqvZ4C/?stkn=MW1qMjcybnhjbTluNQ==

Oh damn, that totally explains it! Be careful not to step into any of that shit. It's horribly toxic.

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For the love of... Would you all please, PLEASE make some tiny effort to learn how our government works, or doesn't work? Yes, a new Congress is consequential. No, a new Congress can't do anything like that. The Senate would have to approve, and then Trump would have to sign.

darren32359.bsky.social@darren32359.bsky.social

I refuse to refer to it as super intelligence. That actually means something in the field. Nope, I'm just going to call Steve. STEVEN INTELLIGENCE, STOP FUCKING HALLUCINATING AND FIX THIS SCRIPT IMMEDIATELY!

Happy Dolly Day. Remember, you're only working 9 to 5 today. Take the rest of the day off and make sure that some rich fuck doesn't claim your labor.

And if you have an opportunity to pour yourself a cup of ambition, well, better you than me.

The worst possible measure of a Congress is how many laws get passed a year. Jesus Christ. Do you want fascism people? Because this is how you get fascism.

Well, if the vet will approve it, I just purchased eight months of meds and rush shipping for Yang. Ten days until we're unhoused, still much to do. At least DC and AC plants are functional. Should be able to get both the heater and the refrigerator wired tonight. I really need to start loading in.

If the remaining respectable media just 100% blacked out his name, just refused to use his name on anything at all. If you absolutely must use his name, call him Fuckface instead., if they did that, we would be way better off.

Dear court system that has perversely decided you need to charge a person nearly a thousand dollars to submit a form demonstrating they can't afford to continue living in their house: You know what lives at the end of metaphorical runways? Literal Longpigs.

Woman takes medication. Cut to eight weeks later. She's in fuzzy socks under an offensively soft blanket. Dog asleep against her leg. Rain hitting the windows. Phone on Do Not Disturb. A bowl of popcorn approximately the size of a Buick sits within reach. There is a novel open

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on her chest because she fell asleep halfway through chap 4 Doorbell rings. She freezes. Looks toward the door. Waits. Doorbell rings again. She slowly lowers herself beneath the blanket. NARRATOR: Ask your doctor if Fuckoffimbusyamab is right for you. See, THAT'S getting back to the things I love.

But is his testosterone level high enough to operate it?

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

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So, Yang decided not to wait for me to let him out. He peed on a power strip and came back to bed. I'm laying there and I'm like, something smells really bad. Like somebody's letting the magic smoke out of electronics. I look around the bedroom and don't see anything. Yanked plugs out anyway. Came

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that I'm disabled, and trying to haul my back to the house. Get the truck and I hear dogs a couple blocks away and sure enough he's trying to come home but he's cornered by angry dogs. So yeah, that's how my day went.

So, Yang decided not to wait for me to let him out. He peed on a power strip and came back to bed. I'm laying there and I'm like, something smells really bad. Like somebody's letting the magic smoke out of electronics. I look around the bedroom and don't see anything. Yanked plugs out anyway. Came

Out into the hallway and there's smoke hovering about four feet off the floor. Round the corner into the kitchen and power strip by the back door is now about a foot and a half high flames. Just then the smoke alarm went off. Dog takes off out the back door. I remove the heat and burning material

Out onto the concrete slab and then cap off a fire extinguisher. Check everything with a flir cam and then go out to get the dog... He's managed to escape outside the gate. Now, he's taken off and gone and hasn't had his heart meds. I make it about three quarters of a block before I remember

Jesus Christ on toasted whole wheat, can you please stop forcing your fantasy fucking space monster down my throat for two seconds? This is disgusting, not interested.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com

Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...

From my Sommelier de l’échec I hear the Sac 26 vintage will be magnificent. A difficult vintage initially with rather aggressive notes of insolvency and impending homelessness. But given sufficient time in the cellar, I expect the

self-reproach to develop beautifully. There is already a pleasing finish of "I should have known better." Do try it with the abandonment of most of one's possessions.

Tomorrow, probably, Kiddie recalls 24 million fire extinguishers for containing fire.

Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕@rogerzenaf.bsky.social

Clorox issued a recall for 6.3 million bottles of cleaning products due to bacterial contamination. Only with republicans in charge can the incompetence be SO complete that an anti-bacterial cleaning product has to be recalled for being contaminated with bacteria It's almost impressive. Seriously.

I'm going to attempt an Onion-like headline... PRESIDENT DELIVERS COHERENT POLICY ADDRESS, ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT POLICY. IS FIRM BUT POLITE TO FEMALE REPORTERS. AVOIDS INSULTING ANYONE FOR FIVE FULL MINUTES, DOESN'T CALL A MAJOR NEWS AGENCY FAKE. You know, this satire's harder than it looks.