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Always thought Fleetwood was near Guildford or Woking but no, I am, again, dead dead wrong.

Back home tomorrow lads. Currently attempting to mop up any booze left in the accommodation.

Really into this Surgeons programme on BBC2 lately lads. Once you get back the ‘oh fucking hell we’re all just meat!’ element it is beyond fascinating.

How does this stuff even get into a man’s head?

Have decided to opt out of the Bake Off. didn’t like anyone on it and none of them could as much as bake a potato.

We’re off to a fancyish restaurant in a bit. Due to financial constraints, I’ll be having one pint of lager for my starter and main. In related news, I massively regret pushing to renovate the house in under 12 months just to ‘get it done’.

They’ve let Carrick stay on despite the fact he looked completely broken after the Bournemouth game. Could be entertaining.

Marmalade and gherkins’

Protester to Trump: “Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!”

Proof that if you write enough letters you get what you want. Gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a better Britain.

Love a lighthouse in the gloom.

The one thing about visiting a Tory enclave is that they do tend to be full of excellent and handsome pubs.

That’s a handsome shop.

I’m in Cowes saying hello to all your mums.

Spending a lot of time looking at cooking and chefs and stuff on Instagram. Do people just put cheese on everything now?

The child is watching the Tyson Fury reality show thing. His voice makes me feel physically sick.

www.maptap.gg October 26 89🎉 99🔥 88🎉 95🏅 29😥 Final score: 736 Fuck off.

This Bill Murray thing on BBC 2 is immediately good value.

This is not a "you didn't KNOW?" post because I truly envy and respect anyone unaware of Linehan's output BUT he's been EXTREMELY racist for years now. Attacking black actors on his wife's show Motherland as diversity hires; podcast screeds about muslims in Ireland; delighting in Palestinian deaths.

He’s so close to dying.

I need this Ali G film to big the biggest flop in cinema history.

Right, going to put the Wildcard in on the Fantasy Team lads, need to make them even more shite while pissed later.

Bit worried the BOOOO at Old Trafford at full time will SHAME Everton.

Fulham above United in the table is it?

The Isle of Wight is very charming anyway lads.

Suspect Fernandes will take this benching with good grace like his fellow countryman Ronaldo would do.

Sun’s out lads. Choppy though.

britmap · 25 OCTOBER 2026 ● 91 ● 99 ● 100 ◐ 59 ● 94 Total: 849/1000 · www.britm.app That first one has pissed me off as I moved it with my other finger without realise as I did the submit thing. “Sure Jan,” etc.

Wide awake. My own fault for going to sleep at 9pm last night without realising it was clock fuckery weekend.

"A.i." is a tool of extraction, not liberation. These fucking products are designed to fuck you over, not help you.

Well that Fulham goal was very good.

Bigots descended on Herne Bay, Kent, England today with chants of 'Save our nation - remigration' 'End the invasion -remigration'. Most shockingly they chanted 'England for the white man'. These are white supremacists not 'concerned citizens'. Britain you've a serious problem, sort it out NOW!

@gwladruns.bsky.social @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social A big clock and one with a slightly terrifying aura.

Is big Vince Kompany on The Drink or something?

Social media chefs - no one in the UK is going to make any of your fucking pumpkin recipes, stop wasting your time.

Well my Fantasy team is a car crash as always.

Right, long day that. Bed.

Fulham on the march to Europe lads.

Just had to drive a car in a hurricane. You’d think people would suspend driving like cunts for a bit in these conditions but no, everyone else is still a shitbag in a hurry.

I am on The Isle of Wight. What an adventure.

Pickford Howler?

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o... Marinus van der Lubbe strikes again.

Oh for god’s sake They’ve found a new angle