Scary J. Spookler

God I love being on steroids. I’m funnier, food tastes amazing, have more stamina for everything in my life, can’t think of words good, shoulder doesn’t hurt, sweaty, elbow doesn’t hurt, oops! $75 spent in a fugue state I cannot see any downside

Hey so fuck you episode 9 of this season of Ted Lasso

Gonna run over to new Fenians to see if anyone is drunk enough to fight Plan B: get someone drunk enough to fight

I’m gonna chew my lip clean off. Brother I am so annoyed. I am so annoyed.

WHAT’S THAT THERE?

Bro.

@finchinabq.bsky.social what’s-his-ass didn’t tell me you were back on

I’m running out of time to become a rich widow

Interceptception bwommmmm

Is the sound on this game extremely bad for anyone else

Let’s do this again Rebs

Had a dream that I moved home to Newburgh, Indiana and went to Steve Carell’s birthday party at his trailer. Lane Kiffin was there and I didn’t want to ruin the party by cussing him out so I pretended to be fascinated by Steve’s automatic vacuum cleaner.

I cannot think about Kohen Wiley without needing to scream and scream and scream and never stop. Nothing is working.

What a great college football day.

Update: we sure did 😁🧡💙

Oh good, Ole Miss is playing with the black mold helmets today. Hotty toddy.

I want to buy a gift for someone who plays CoD, Outer Worlds, Assassin’s Creed, and Tomb Raider on XBox. Are those games that could benefit from an Xbox gift card? What would be a good gift otherwise? It’s a woman in her 50s, btw.

My office is closed tomorrow but I kinda wanna go in so I can flex the day to my vacation later this month but I kinda wanna sleep and read and do crafts all day

Have not stopped thinking about this burrito for two straight months

I’ve always loved Kentucky.

Hell yeah fat guy touchdown

Hotty Toddy to these announcers in particular. Thanks for nonstop glazing my team, fellas.

Hearing Jon Ossoff reference an event that the public wouldn’t know about but for my reporting is truly surreal. “Mike Collins… cheered on a group of young men who were mocking a Black woman on a college campus with monkey sounds.” Weird, weird feeling.

How I arrived on Bluesky

I can’t believe I have to go to work instead of watching this cool ass mfer cut down trees in my neighborhood

I live in Mississippi

hwwwwwwwhelp. Maybe we’ll show up when the league retraumatizes us all for the 25th anniversary

Who is this white man

Okay this is fun

Hey I’m all full up on the Katrinostalgia, thanks

Atlanta’s defense is playing hard as fuck and our o-line is just stunned

Most Saints fans haven’t even finished their 4th beer and already we're down 7-0

Oops the whodat chant made me cry. I really need to go to a game soon.

Oh Irma 🥹🥹🥹🥹

The rock sauce is - and I cannot stress this enough - like a zip sauce

Y’all the mammogram robes at St. Dominic’s are TOP TIER. Flannel, button at the top, cute. Wish I carried a purse so I could steal it.

I inhaled Parmesan cheese like beignet sugar and it’s been nice knowing y’all

@bluehogreport.bsky.social my niece scored the first goal at her soccer game tonight in Benton and she wanted me to tell the news. Just letting you know. I’m the cool aunt.

The cowbells are horrendous. MooU could establish a world-renowned tinnitus study lab.