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stampire.bsky.social

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Cc: everyone who wants the chargers to trade herbert. This is what's on the other side of that

first 20 years of my life my team’s primary starting quarterbacks were: drew bledsoe kelly holcomb JP losman trent edwards ryan fitzpatrick EJ manuel kyle orton tyrod taylor bills fans are the sicky victorian child given takis i’m not prepared to lose my takis i don’t wanna go back

Most AI generated food images are straight up nightmare fuel. I've had intrusive thoughts about them that make me feel nauseous and keep me up at night. Maybe that's just a neurodivergence issue but at CNE this year I had a hard time keeping an appetite with some of the horrors on posters

Jaya Saxena@jayasaxena.com

I realize this is sacrilege, but does anyone here just not notice/care aesthetically when a food poster is made with AI? Or (gasp) LIKE the way they look? If so please get at me, jaya@weareravenous.com

NFL: 1. Broncos 2. Raiders 3. Chiefs Used to be more but the guys I hated all retired. I guess steelers/jets/pats for prior transgressions NBA: 1. Lakers 2. Warriors 3. Thunder 4. Nuggets 5. Suns MLB: 1. DODGERS Huge fucking gap 2. Giants 3. Yankees 4. Phillies 5. Braves

Hernest Jones IV@gaychel.bsky.social

Gimme your top 5 hated teams for your favorite sports. I am just going with NFL and MLB because its hard to write em all down. NFL 1. Rams 2. 9ers 3. Steelers 4. Packers 5. Broncos MLB 1. Astros 2. Yankees 3. Blue Jays 4. Rangers 5. Red Sox

Clippers, chargers, and padres. It's not happening lol

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social

If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team

This was the worst realistic pick they could have made. I'm sick.

JP Acosta@acosta32jp.bsky.social

No. 22: Akheem Mesidor, EDGE, Miami I do not like this pick very much. I felt they’d take an EDGE, but I feel like Mesidor has a lot of questions with age and injury plus also is a stiff rusher who only wins with inside counters. Maybe this is a subpackage guy but idk

Change that "huh" to an "eh" and this is fluent passive-aggressive Canadian English

Jourdan Rodrigue@jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social

I do the same thing and did today. Except now I give less of a shit and just comment loudly, “wow, none of you guys wanted to put your bins away huh?”

When did Austin Rivers make it to the HOF lol it's not even like these guys came in around the same time, Rivers was drafted in 2012 when TMac was basically out the door already

NBA@nba.com

Presenting the honorary head coaches for the 2026 Castrol Rising Stars! NBA Rookies and Sophomores will be drafted onto three teams on Tuesday (1/27) at 7:00pm/et on Peacock, with NBA G League players to comprise the fourth team.

Why are we still talking about Joe burrow not being in the playoffs, he hasn't been in the playoffs since 2022 lmao he's not relevant to the afc playoff picture. CJ Stroud has made the playoffs more times than burrow has and he was drafted in 2023

Or like, a buzzer that goes off when the clock hits 0 with a big red ring around the field or something? The NBA has had this figured out for decades, buzzer beaters are sick!

Eddy Tabone@eddytabone.bsky.social

You’re the national football league how do you not have tenths of seconds on your clocks

You know this is not a simulation or a movie or something along those lines because "ICE kills Good" is too on-the-nose; any writer with a semblance of pride would be embarrassed to be so ham-fisted

Look where the other playoff teams are, then look at the chargers. And people say Justin Herbert doesn't elevate the team 🙄 The team would not be in the playoffs without herbert. And if they don't win a playoff game it's because of the OL, not because of him

Ben Baldwin@rbsdm.com

Run block and pass block composite ratings

Chargers 1 seed and not having to travel to AFC South dens of horror 🙏

Bryan Knowles@brykno.bsky.social

There are still Strength of Schedule scenarios in play in the AFC South, so the #1 seed in the AFC isn't 100% set in stone just from their own games. But as it stands, out of the 8,192 scenarios left: Broncos win 5,240 Chargers win 1,156 Jaguars win 744 Patriots win 632 Bills win 384 Texans win 36

WTF? Doing this to Chris Paul on his retirement tour? Just fire everyone and trade everyone at this point, there are things that matter more than one season. Best player in franchise history is not going to want to be associated with the team anymore. Disgusting

Really glad he eventually made his way to the clippers, he was a favorite watch for years. also low-key the victim of Blake's most impressive dunk imo

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social

Danilo Gallinari has retired from basketball after 20 professional seasons, including 16 in the NBA. The No. 6 pick in the 2008 draft out of Italy played 777 career NBA regular season games.