Sandy Bill

UK Reform voters! International Crypto Billionaire here. Due to government retrospective rule on donations, I will need you to assist by letting me put 100k 🪙coins into your account and you donate for me. However I will need a small admin fee to process the transaction to prove you're a patriot.💰

The mums, dads & grandparents are in the replies saying how their little blue eyed boys are heroes. If the public opinion of wrongdoing is volumous & intimidating enough, maybe the authorities will keep turning a blind eye eh? Are we farming people in the replies in case we need to steer clear IRL?

Waiting for Reform to say children should be grateful and enjoy their smaller lungs, in fact, thank drivers for doing them a favour because this poor innocent child had woke parents who let them grow too much! Poor little Lenny. #Khan's London #ULEZ

#totp This is how Chris De Burgh sounds to me www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN5j...

Somebody dies unexpectedly and the desperation to reach for blame on Facebook...

Visited Bolton today, Reform Gazebo there. Went to Farnworth later, there's a Restore trestle table. Looks like the locals are so comfortable with it because they just look from a distance like charities, maybe that's intended.

#totp Just thinking, proper vest or cut off sleeves?

@mrjamesob.bsky.social It's almost like they can't get on board with improving anything in case it makes us a more desirable "soft touch" destination. Motivated reasoning.

#Grok What's the appropriate amount of time before daddy makes a move on Erika?

It Happened Here

Couldn't get phone camera quick enough. A works van with tatty but distinctive flag in rear windows, supermarket carpark near a hospital, selectively shouting abuse at customers & NHS staff. Wonder how they got so emboldened to show patriotism that way?

Was that "cinema" song the one in Man Bites Dog? #eurovision

#Eurovision It's the only time of year we hear the accordion, haters.

Didn't like this one at first but it's grain on me. #eurovision #France

Empty shelves? Don't worry, you can always send a minion out in the private jet for supplies. No jet? You won't complain as you're all temporarily embarrassed millionaires who want a jet some day too.

Oh, I see now, that lot do believe in Christ. No hypocrisy then. Conceited Homogeneous Regressive Intolerant Sycophantic Tyranny

I was more exited by who new Papa Emeritus would be than who will proceed Pope Francis.

They're quick... #Pope

I see the #TrumpTarrifs on Trumpton are causing riots. Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town, And it’s spreading like pneumonia, doesn’t look like going down, There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack, And the lads are gonna launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack.

The American Kormuchka is metastasizing www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDG-...

Goodbye, USA - #BrokenNews www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrGp...