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I am a fucking incredible author. I will immerse you in my stories and make you feel things intensely. If you’re not reading them, you’re missing out. (All original works, almost all sapphic, almost all under 2k words.)

Sylvia, Daddy of Violation@estrogenandspite.bsky.social

Trans women. Talk about yourself this way. No I am not fucking kidding. Hype yourself up. Talk about how fucking awesome you are. Tell me where you kick ass. Who gives a fuck if it's cringe? Kill God and the part of you that cringes while you're at it. Celebrate your power. Talk about where you rule

So. Uh. How *does* dating work?

Achievement unlocked: end of a relationship.

20m

I care about her immensely. I’m glad we’re not going to be living together. I wish her first choice wasn’t to move to a different state. I worry about her. I can’t wait to start dating again. All of these things are simultaneously true.

19m

I’m going to feel good about this once it’s over. For now, it’s a hell of a time for my body to have rediscovered the concept of “crying” after a quarter-century hiatus.

Achievement unlocked: end of a relationship.

27m

It’s unambiguously a good thing. We never made good partners for each other. We stuck it out for more than 12 years out of fear and stubbornness. We shouldn’t have.

25m

We’re on friendly terms. She’s not going to move out for a few months, until she can figure out where she wants to go and what she wants her living arrangements to be. We’ve just formalized what’s already been true for years: we’re friends and roommates, not less, but not more.

Achievement unlocked: end of a relationship.

Only took until my mid-30s to do that for the first time.

13h

A huge amount of my politics comes down to: Fuck rent. No, not that kind. The other kind.

Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li@sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com

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I am doing miserable things because they will be good in the long run. I am doing miserable things because they will be good in the long run. I am doing miserable things because they will be good in the long run. I am doing miserable things b

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

the number of unprecedented but completely foreseeable life changes happening to me in late 2026 just keeps going up and up and up

and I have to do miserable things now because I refused to do them in the past.

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

honestly less “foreseeable” and more “inevitable but perpetually deferred”

love being a responsible adult. 10/10. fully endorse.

well

honestly less “foreseeable” and more “inevitable but perpetually deferred”

yes I am being vague about this. I will be specific about it later.

well

the number of unprecedented but completely foreseeable life changes happening to me in late 2026 just keeps going up and up and up

honestly this is pretty close to my core ethos on the matter. we make the deals we have to make to get the best outcome for everyone. even if that hurts some people. even if that hurts me. and we *do not fucking lie* about the deals that we're making.

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

listen I as a trans person have been extremely on the "we suck it up and deal with their shit" side of the equation this entire fucking time, but the other half of that deal is that you don't fucking lie about the deal we're making

well that was a very fast following-to-unfollowing-to-blocked

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

normal and completely non-ornamental crosswalks

Joad The Wet Sprocket@joadsprocket.bsky.social

hey guys check out this intersection by Hampton Roads' only Cheesecake Factory

*while grinding my teeth to a fucking powder* I am not going to complain about this, this is called Winning

brent 🌹🗽@therealbrent.bsky.social

my god

hear me out: the mcdonnell douglas md-83 and/or the bombardier crj-900

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like they are just objectively hot

I am not in fact sure that they’re far enough from “smoking hot person” to be a good Hear Me Out candidate I just cannot imagine them having a human form that is anything besides very, very attractive

hear me out: the mcdonnell douglas md-83 and/or the bombardier crj-900

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they are like if an airplane was also an extremely attractive woman who I hope is into women

speaking of fuck.

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

just. fuck. wow.

and it's exactly as good as I thought it would be.

and. the extra touch sensitivity as the signal. as the thing my body is trying to tell me. (as the way I first noticed it.)

speaking of fuck.

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

just. fuck. wow.

I had already figured out. uh. Things. before starting hormones. so this is a change in degree rather than kind. but. it is a lot of degree.

feeling the climax through my entire body is just. god. I didn't know if I could let myself hope for this. and now I have it.

speaking of fuck.

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

just. fuck. wow.

that's also different now. and better.

it's like my entire body is just. idk. fuzzy? fuzzy, but in the same sort of warm texture-y way as the blanket I sleep with. and also with exclamation points in it.

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

and I just. get to feel like this now. all the time.

just. fuck. wow.

wow.

it's like my entire body is just. idk. fuzzy? fuzzy, but in the same sort of warm texture-y way as the blanket I sleep with. and also with exclamation points in it.

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

and I just. get to feel like this now. all the time.

it's just. fuck. idk. it's like my skin is *alive*, everywhere, all the time.

YES I KNOW IT'S LITERALLY ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE THIS IS A METAPHOR

it's like my entire body is just. idk. fuzzy? fuzzy, but in the same sort of warm texture-y way as the blanket I sleep with. and also with exclamation points in it.

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

and I just. get to feel like this now. all the time.

and it's stronger in some places. I first noticed it on my chest and stomach. I get it easily on the inside of my forearms, and I get it passively from my pants against my legs.

but also. it's all over. I get it when I reach back and scratch my shoulder, or when I rub my face, or when I touch one finger to another.

it's like my entire body is just. idk. fuzzy? fuzzy, but in the same sort of warm texture-y way as the blanket I sleep with. and also with exclamation points in it.

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

and I just. get to feel like this now. all the time.

I first noticed this last night while I was getting for bed. I wasn't wearing a shirt, and my hair fell onto my chest and brushed across it, and it was just. fuck. *fuck*. that's new. and that's incredibly, incredibly good.

and since then, almost every time I touch my skin, it's like there's this tiny film of *sensation* layered over it. like I'm touching the sensation first, and it only turns into touching the skin if I press harder.

it's like my entire body is just. idk. fuzzy? fuzzy, but in the same sort of warm texture-y way as the blanket I sleep with. and also with exclamation points in it.

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

and I just. get to feel like this now. all the time.

and I don't even have to do anything. it just does this for me, itself, automatically.

it was such a huge deal when I got to go to a real mexican restaurant for the first time in the 2000s.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

a 25 year old could not comprehend how bad the dining options were in the median American town in 1996

"mexican" to me, up until then, was taco john's.

gently gliding my fingernails over the inside of my forearm and feeling little exclamation points go up all over my body

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

oh *oh* ok ok so it’s not just about arousal, although that sure does intensify it. but in its milder form, this is also just a new baseline state now. *holy shit*

and I just. get to feel like this now. all the time.

oh *oh* ok ok so it’s not just about arousal, although that sure does intensify it. but in its milder form, this is also just a new baseline state now. *holy shit*

static@static-prevails.bsky.social

heightened sensitivity to soft/textured touch specifically. took me a minute to realize. oh. this is a signal from my body. of all the things to be my first distinct E-side change, this was not the one I would have guessed At All, but I am extremely the opposite of complaining.

oh shit oh shit oh shit if this makes sensory stuff so much better I need to shave my legs *immediately*