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GW31. Gabriel -> Trippier Kluivert -> Salah (-4) Taking two -4s in a row straight after a WC is a sign of excellent management, not many can aspire to reach these levels.

The difference when Jackson is playing is night and day. Incredible player.

GW28, 50 points. Salah outscoring the rest of my team by 10 points is utterly remarkable. Thankfully I captained him! Incredibly boring gameweek other than that 🥱

GW28. 1FT, Ndiaye -> Norberto Bercique Gomes Betuncal Salah 👑

Last week I was either going to buy Nkunku, buy Dorgu, or buy Cunha and Bowen for a -4. Luckily I got Nkunku and ended up on the right side of variance because I probably would have just deleted my team otherwise.

GW27, 63 points A small green. It's not much, but it's honest work.

GW27 1FT, Rogers -> Nkunku 🎈 🥶 (C)

83 all out for GW26. Nice week. Ended up with a 200k rank rise over the last 3 weeks without using the AM chip, overall I'm quite pleased with that.

GW26 1FT, Virgil -> Saliba Salah (C) 👑

84 all out. Quite a few things didn't go my way this week so I'm happy to take a small red, especially considering I still have the AM chip and didn't buy Watkins.

At least last year we were inconsistent but fun. Now we're boring and shit.

GW25. 1FT, Amad -> Dango

134 points. Mo got 87 of them. 👑

GW24. Had already decided on a TC path and made my FTs before the bomba yesterday so probably better to just commit to it now. Will either play AM next week or at the tail end of the season. Odegaard -> Mbeumo Flekken -> Pickford Pedro -> Ndiaye Good luck all!

A CHIP HAS BEEN ACTIVATED! But which one, Chris?

I can't believe it's 2025 and people are still letting Raheem Sterling take penalties.

54 points. Genuine borefest of a weekend from an FPL POV. Looking like it's back to 7 digit ranks. If next week doesn't go well I think this season might be a write off for me.

Sanchez I'm actually speechless.

GW23. Saliba -> Virgil Rolling the other 2 transfers. Quite happy with my team this week, interested to see how they mess it up.

37 all out. Yawn. 🥱

Welcome back, Trevoh. You'll get used to it in a few weeks

GW22. Rolling, rolling, rolling.

86 all out. @doctorfpl.bsky.social was right, Amad is the Ivorian Messi.

GW21 Rolling the transfer, Palmer (C) 🥶

Potter to West Ham is one I'm super curious about. Fully invested in seeing how that goes, and I hope it works out for him after he didn't really get a fair shot at Chelsea due to a variety of factors.

64 (-4) all out and a medium-sized red arrow. It was all going so well until Forest played. Still, reasonably happy to get away with a -4 and not get burned too much. Onwards and upwards.

GW20 Jackson -> Isak Cunha -> Wissa (-4) Team bad.

71 points and a red from 780k -> 900k Was on 48 points from 3 after the Liverpool game, everything that happened after that was incredibly boring and depressing.

GW19 1FT, Lewis -> Trent Finally free of the Rico Lewis experience. Team is finally starting to look in good shape. Need to figure out how to turn Cunha into Isak soon. Mo (C) 👑

GW18, 66 points. Maybe 67 if Saliba keeps his bonus point. 4th green in a row, things finally starting to look up. Something fun planned for next week.

Big thanks to all the lads at the FA Disciplinary Panel for finishing early for Xmas so I could enjoy two hauls from Cunha. 🥰

GW18 1FT, Saka -> Ø 🇳🇴 Salah (C), obviously. 👑

GW16, 87 points. Life is a lot more fun with Salah in my team.

Isak has 2 good fixtures between now and the start of March. For those who don't already own, I think the ship has already sailed on buying him.

Seeing a lot of annoyance that some people got points by starting a guy playing at home against a defence with this record over the last 2 months.

GW17 1FT, Semenyo -> Amad Committing a bit of an EV sin by benching Jackson, but sometimes you have to follow the vibes and they are off the charts for Rogers this week. 😎 Good luck all!

2024 AOTY list. Hoping I didn't forget anything. It's been an excellent year for music!

GW16, 70 points. Second good GW in a row since transferring in Salah and he hasn't even done any points yet.

GW16 1FT, welcome back Lewis Hall. Cole (C) 🥶 Good luck all!

Salah plays against the best LB in the league tomorrow btw. 🔒

Woke up this morning and remembered it wasn't a dream and they actually did introduce the batshit crazy assistant manager chip yesterday.

CAT WHAT THE HELL

MD6: 121 points 🔥 Put this together about an hour before the deadline and got some unreal variance. I wish I could have a week like this in FPL.

Working non-stop since the announcement and have created predicted points live tables for the #FPL Assistant Manager chip. - GW24 - 38 Points (no bonus) - GW24 - 38 Points (with bonus) - Rolling 3GW totals Currently in beta for Members testing/feedback (www.elevenify.com/p/members). Time to rest!

72 (-4) and a decent green arrow up to 1.5m. Could have been a lot worse considering the Salah debacle, but the team looks in a good place moving forward so I'm happy overall.

Captain haul, Arsenal dropping points, and a win at Spurs, pretty much the perfect Sunday.

GW15 Haaland -> Jackson Mbeumo -> Salah (-4) If you ever wanted a sign that it's not going to be my year, this is it. I finally bring in Salah and his game is cancelled due to an act of God? All you can do is laugh at this point.

55 all out once the autosubs come in. Not a disaster, but I'm not sure how many more times I can put out a team that looks great on paper and watch my hopes crumble. We go again next week.