L'enfant terrible

So after his playing career is over, Contreras has to become an umpire, right?

*inarticulate Brewer noises*

Too many games today Indiana (fils school) v Michigan Lobos (my school) v ND State Roma v Napoli Brewers v Tampa Bucks v 6ers

Bro she looks like White Grimace

I'm still laughing about Garret Mitchell's tattoo. "The date of his diabetes diagnosis, on his chest, in Roman numerals." It's the most baseball player thing ever, it's like something from Eastbound and Down.

Anyone with teenagers has probably thought abortion should be legal up to about 200 months so, sure

I left x despite having a large following bc I don’t want to make free content for the world’s wealthiest racist. It’s not worth it to me.

Obviously these Brewers playoff games have been close, sweaty affairs, but the last few it just hasn't felt like they should lose. The Padres pitching staff was cooked those last two games, and a little luck and those games are blowouts. Similar vibes so far against LA.

POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer

I genuinely love this kind of stuff. Social civility toward and class solidarity with fascists is an underrated contributor to the current horrors. We've got to exercise the muscle of being impolite to racist authoritarians and share these aspirational examples!

Has anyone made this joke yet: "It's actually pretty suspicious that Jack Smith *didn't* attend that Hawks game."

Reykjavik airport is absolutely the most chaotic airport I've ever been to, I don't even know what's in second place.

Watching Sassuolo-Monza and gobsmacked that someone has yet again hired Ivan Juric to coach their team.

Remember when HBO was good

Charlie Brown had hoes

LMAO at Juventus

Yo what the fuck is going on with Cagliari in Serie A

Nathan Fielder is this decade's Andy Kaufman in that the conversation about him will continue for years but his actual content will age like milk

Could have made it at least 3x as long, but here's a first draft.

325 #kakapo! The chicks from this year's record breeding season are now juveniles and so have been added to the population. In 1995 there were just 51 kākāpō left. Recovery of critically endangered species _is_ possible with sustained effort. #kakapo2026 #conservation #parrots

Are there any maps apps that have the option "avoid left turns"?

#raleigh mutual aid need

Why isn't there a Miyazaki movie scored by Kate Bush

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Apple products have always sucked, they have always been overpriced bullshit. Mass delusion.

Because of accent and diction it's not easy to hear, but when you read their quotes it's right there, those two assholes speak the *exact same language*. Two peas in a pod.

At this point, I think the centrist media / dems that have been trashing progressives should be required to state exactly what it is that they don't like. I want to see them name specific policies to which they object, rather than hiding behind vague labels like "socialism" and "the radical left."

Ted Lasso biggest drop off since ever??? - First season genuinely good - Second season decidedly mid but still had it's moments - Third season terrible, only made it about halfway through - Fourth season UNWATCHABLE (I have only watched one episode but wow it was awful)

I like the wnba but really need less Sophie Cunningham discourse in my life.

Milwaukee Bucks legend Robin Lopez

This and three others

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Help, daughter is becoming a Real Madrid fan

Jfc Hearts LMAO