Stefan BC

Making pancakes for my daughters 9th birthday sleepover. How many dad points do I get?

Fredo Bolsonaro would be a killer username in 2019

22 years ago the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years and I celebrated by jumping into a nasty ass pond at Brandeis and severely infected my foot in the process

Wiz Kalifa is living my dream on Strava right now (posting the most mid runs imaginable to the kudos of thousands)

Love when zoos bring their animals around to the habitats they would never see in the wild and film their reaction. Top 5 all time of short form video content.

Al Austin and Mike Murchsion sending me electioneering texts for their water district race like I don’t have personal beef with both of them dating back to 2015

Back at home for lunch and the middle school across the street is blasting Donna Summer’s “I Feel Love” at full blast for the kids on their soccer field. I am not complaining at all this rules.

Bisexuals finally get represented in politics by someone other than Kyrsten Sinema and it’s fucking Donald Trump

Dershowitz: whatever Jane said is hearsay

Celtics lost and my pants split in the middle of court during a dui plea

If I forget to shave for a couple of days my Stanley Tucci inspired look trends towards Niko Bellic

The mayor of Long Beach was planting trees on behalf of the Olympics nobody asked for while ICE broke the arm of a bystander trying to prevent a resident from being abducted. No better example of the difference between electoral politics and direct action.

John Duran put out an anti bike ad for his latest candidacy for West Hollywood city council. Because bike infrastructure is a terrible thing for maybe the densest area in all of Los Angeles County. Hope I run into him at court soon so I can chew him out in person about it.

Chief of Staff Stephen Miller might be the thing that does it tbqh

A sincere thanks to the lady who put out that Nicole Kidman song as it has become the thirst trap anthem for every hot person online within the last couple of weeks

Pro per defendant probably should have worn something besides red scrubs to traffic court this morning because he looks like someone who escaped from lock up

Imagine describing the Klan as “youth who come for a sense of adventure and are told they’re on a God-given mission to redeem the land”

RIP Mike Dikta I swore you died in like 2017

I can’t believe the same generation that marveled at the long playing careers of Barry bonds and Roger Clemens is watching LeBron and wondering how he’s maintained all star form despite being born in the Reagan administration

Someone just had to be reprimanded by the clerk to stop showing her feet on the courthouse livestream

Not that the Dems are gonna do diddly fuck about it but it’s extremely funny that neither Thomas nor Alito are retiring before November.

This is an absolute lie @adidas. The Boston Athletic Association has goons and they do not appreciate stolen valor.

Pete Rose looking up from hell at LeBron’s polymarket deal and just seething

This looks like the cover art to a lost Dead Kennedy’s single

Can we have a pop star or someone influential amongst today’s preteens do a PSA about the dangers of wearing a giant hoodie when it’s 97 degrees outside because I’m fighting a losing battle here

Recommend reading the Wikipedia entry for any of Los Angeles or Orange County’s innumerable micro cities. Every single one is entertaining even if they follow the exact same pattern of “most evil person alive in [year] wanted unilateral municipal power for [profits/racism] and the state let him”

Well Mr Tracey you might have potentially ruined yourself both professionally and financially but at least you did it in service to most irredeemable people on the planet

Thank you Los Angeles Police Protective League for spending your hard earned dues on TV ads convincing me, a communist who lives in Long Beach, not to vote for scary Democratic Socialist Nithya Raman in the LA mayors race

Love seeing the “Dworkin had a point” people using this take cycle to give bipartisan cover to an explicitly misogynist right wing that’s managed to roll back legal and economic protections for sex workers throughout the country over the last decade.

Pre 9/11 America: still very racist!

Yet another day on the 405 being chastised by a personal injury lawyer who has been dead since 2024

Incredibly funny that Peter Theil’s villain origin story includes getting rejected from judicial clerkships because even the Scalia era Supreme Court thought he had bad vibes

Incredible work Matt Walsh, this guy wrote a whole book on something you were able to demonstrate in a tweet

Following Steve O and Ray Allen in Strava because I live a rich and fulfilling life

Imagine trying to get your freak on at Folsom and you run into leather clad state senator Scott Weiner

Imagining how fun it would be to run a candidate for office in Californian on a platform of banning private schools, the construction of single family homes, and the repeal of Prop 13. Just something designed to make people in the suburbs go insane.

Thank you FB memories for reminding me of the horrible ditch weed I bought from an illegal delivery service in 2016. We’ve come so far.

Yet another successful DUI Defense MCLE seminar complete

Okay pain in the ass downstairs neighbor who blasts the NFL too loud, guess whose daughter just got a clarinet

Infrequent reminder that progressive forces put aside all their differences a couple years ago to campaign against Gavin Newsom being recalled and his response ever since has been continually kicking the left. He deserves irrelevance.