chief kyiv

Women claim to "love film" yet seem to dislike the mucus trail i leave on everything

Yeah man i played through Half Life 2 fairly recently, i feel like i go through them every few years... [checks steam] Last played: December 2014 Oh

2032 Jared Fogle/Elizabeth Holmes Republican ticket

Habanera from Carmen lines up beat for beat with reggaeton. Georges Bizet... i kneel...

perfect

finished lining the inside of the trench coat for my Hat Man costume

iOS 27.4 is adding an upside down pineapple emoji after user outcry

Today in more Nominative Determinism: the DC government contractor arrested by the FBI for leaking top secret national defense information was named Ian Brinksman

The word balaclava comes from Shiesty, a town in Crimea, where the famous Battle of Shiesty in the Crimean War took place on October 25, 1854

“quantum affairs thick walls die temperature is power time lies. what comes… it was” — #fridgle 70 fridgle.net/p/vbh

whats the whole spacex plan with starting active beef with countries in the middle of a war while also planning to put a huge expensive ASAT target of a datacenter in space. is anyone thinking that through. @investors

new friend

historic living bogan village featuring functioning leaded gas station and sun-damaged Holden Commodores

boba pee

logging truck hauling enormous cucumbers

Air to Ground Message: DUDE I GOT THAT NEW POD RACER GAME Area: Cleveland, OH, USA A: #ae156408977 F: #fc058a34850

Puerile hand sanitizer

duke fucka!!!!

“uncle pregnant. how” — #fridgle 69 fridgle.net/p/tNB

PJ Harvey looks nothing like her uncle Steve. I'm beginning to think they're not even related

im calling general quarters on the disney cruise

japanese traditional Jaboukie Theater

should i cop

It smells like upzoning in here

turning Terrain layer on in West Virginia is crazy. how are you supposed to deal with this

Bubba Fuck Shrimp Company

Excited for my Series A funding round as CTO of GROPE! $GROPE

*homologates you*

"Fourth Stooge" Theory

overproduced black glove BBQ youtube video for Smoked Long Pork

“face them, see what thunders. nine armies follow. monument to machine mastery” — #fridgle 66 fridgle.net/p/pI_

filing a building permit for my Great Mausoleum

2023 Buick Enchilada

aight bro

Immodium Heap

roasted some old bay yellow potatoes

Nintendo PowerVest with new ergonomic dead-man's switch

Friendzone, California

the revolution will not be televised. It will be on Snapchat(???)

just got the kevin hart meal from taco hell. Honestly? Good deal. pass on the Birthday Cake Empanada tho. Nuclear sugar bomb

was doing pepper roulette whilst eating mcnuggets

Goybrick Foucault - Offensive Lineman - Missouri Southern State University

Setting the host's fridge to Sales Floor Display Mode during a party

my son Boner got medacally discharged from operating the burn pits at Chuck E Cheese Edison NJ

King gizzard removed their music from Spotify just to end up working with Rockstar games lol?

your honor i was helping naturally disperse fruit seeds