Estinkiel Smelliot

All politicians are my opps bc i feel that is the appropriate way to be a citizen in a democracy however he makes it difficult sometimes

The warriors STINK and Draymond is still a bozo

Currently watching Al horford and Draymond's old asses wrestle the Grizzlies, this is not the same sport

Mike Dunleavy Jr. forever cementing his legacy as the worst Warrior of all time

my fantasy teams are all in hell where they belong

Wow let's go Pierre Gasly, what a lap

THAT TATER WAS MASHED

Dot

Getting into Slayer

Pretty cool doing some roping and rough-in for the first time, worked my ass off this week so it's time to crack a beer, hit the old-school vape and watch the Giants lose by seven runs

Now that's some posting right there

Happy Friday tux cat hive

Aye @thebeths.bsky.social were sooooo sick tonight I hope I get to see them 500 more times. I got so stupid hype when they played knees deep but their whole set was killer!!!! Go see the Beths!!!!

100% scran, deserved block

I could tak a hit from an NFL player. Devonta smith probably and definitely Aaron Rodgers. I think every single other non-kicker player would unequivocally wreck my shop

Bring the big fella home @sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social

it's Rachel Weisz in the Mummy, everybody else is playing for 2nd place

I don't know anything about any of the NHL draft prospects outside the top 2 but lol at the Canucks drafting the coach's kid. So canucksy

NHL draft is so cringe

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Man I am so washed at rolling joints. Just took me 25 minutes to roll 2 for the weekend. All trying to even them out by packing the bud in from the end like a damn musket

Just finished the Barca GP, good for Lewis

I've seen this go by the tl like 4 times this morning and I've watched it every time. Absolute banger, up the tartan tonight

Glad I watched the taskmaster finale after the US game instead of a dogshit giants team apparently being even more dogshit than usual

PK subban on his way to join the black parade

dawg I cannot WAIT to see the Beths when they roll through California this summer

This is one of those Fridays where the beer really do hit my hand like mjolnir

🔒🔒🔒 we lock in

Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He’s doing bits. Like acting like he can’t even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he’s doing bicep curls with it. I’m like, damn, Anubis is in his bag

When I start making journeyman electrician money I'm going to spend an irresponsible amount on one of these

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

This rules

Man, the USMNT is just chock full of guys who can beat a defender and then do absolutely fuck all

Raul Jimenez, unethical penalty kick taker

Hell yeah Ferrari possibly botching strategy already we are so back

George russell made it 6 laps into the new season before he goes narc mode

I'll give it some time but first impressions are that the new #F1 commentary team for apple has like 30% of the juice and charisma as what we had with sky/ESPN. I'm sure it'll grow on me but I miss Bernie and Karun in particular

Wow max is the first quali crash in 2026 huh. What a start to the season