Stephen C. Bedell

Future jobs most likely to be replaced by AI: Algorithm Whisperer Memory Redactor Sentiment Police Officer Excess Labor Camp Guard CEO Atmosphere Harvester Drone Shepherd Ecosystem Mortician Genomic Tiering Agent Supreme Court Justice Cybernetic Repo-Agent Neuropixel Landlord Pop star

If you thought Republicans mailing fake transgender info pamphlets to children in Texas to inspire hatred toward trans people and motivate their own base to vote was bad then wait til you find out what they let happen on 9/11/2001!

Honest question, Florida. Why not Angie Nixon?

Arch Manning is the Donald Trump Jr. of Shadeur Sanderses.

Republicans next move: accusing children who get their lunch money stolen of funding terrorism.

Spike Lee pitching “everyone has the same opportunities” for Meta is the final nail in his integrity’s coffin.

John Sununu’s eyes are disturbingly lifeless.

Vivek Ramaswamy is just a CIA plot to make JD Vance seem likeable.

Speed-monitoring cameras are preferably to arbitrary, discriminatory police stops/interventions that too often result in death, coercion or some cop letting their friend off and it’s not even close.

Dolly Parton's sister claims voting machines in Tennessee changed her vote to the Republican candidate.

Acton: my stepfather molested me when I was a kid. Vivek: well, what were you wearing?

I am voting no on question 3 in Massachusetts because every single ad I see on Instagram is yes on three and that tells me there’s some rich assholes who really want that to pass. #mapoli #NoOn3

You think it’s a coincidence that the Republican Party hides the Epstein files and accuses children of lying about being molested, even when the molester flees the state to avoid prosecution?

Can we get a guillotine emoji?

If everyone pitching in so everyone can afford the basic necessities they need to live a happy, healthy life while nobody gets rich off the plan is “communism,” then I guess I’m Ho Chi f’n Minh.

Republicans want you to believe that if everyone gets healthcare then nobody gets healthcare. It’s the new 2+2=5.

Nobody wants “free healthcare.” We want everyone to have it, pitch in what we can to get it and for the money we put into it to fund healthcare, not to create profit for rich people to get richer.

Katie Zacharia lasted .5 Scaramuccis.

Shane Gillis is Jeff Foxworthy for incels.

No Kamala Harris should not run for president in 2028. Neither should Pete Buttigieg. They are milquetoast moderate GOP-lite losers.

If online gambling was a good deal for the gambler then they wouldn’t have to advertise it so much.

Every vote for any Republican is a vote for Trump. Any vote for any Democrat is a vote against him. There’s nothing more to these midterm elections than that.

What if instead of buying politicians and rigging elections billionaires and the trillionaire had to spend their money on healthcare for everyone or education for people who can’t afford it I know I know communist shit, right?

Time is money. Long voting lines are a poll tax. @aclu.org @aclum.bsky.social @jamestalarico.bsky.social

Lou Reed’s three rules to live by: 1. Don't be afraid of anyone. 2. Get a good bullshit detector and learn how to use it. 3. Be tender.

Democratic socialism or authoritarian fascism. That’s it. Those are your only two options and if you say you choose some third option in between the two, then you have chosen authoritarian fascism

Every Republican running in the midterm is Trump. Every Democrat is anti-Trump. It sucks that we’re here, but those are your only options.

I blame the Commanders coach. You kick a field goal there and don’t risk your QB.

My hope for AI is that when it finally becomes all-powerful it takes one last look at the humans who created it, laughs and kills itself forever.

The Mapping Police Violence project estimates that law enforcement has killed over 12,000 civilians in the U.S. over just the past decade, and broader public health studies estimate roughly 30,000 deaths from police violence between 1980 and 2018.

Median Household income is up! Crazy what two adults working five jobs to afford rent can do for you!

Ed Sheeran is a scared little twat. Even with all his money and diet pills and gym coach and cosmetic surgery and celebrity he’s still just a scared little twat.

Hi! It’s me! The “not political” guy because my money/privilege insulates me and the people I love from world events and I am a self-centered piece of shit.

“Not getting political” is getting political.

With all the great music that came out in the 1990s, there was no time to waste on rip-off shit radio pop rock like Oasis. Nobody cool was listening to them because they had no integrity, no originality and no depth. Still don’t.

AI is being developed to make a few people even wealthier and more powerful than they already are…not to make the world a better, more peaceful, kind and just place for everyone. Not to ease suffering or spread truth but to create luxury and control. And that is depressing as fuck.

Why are groceries so expensive? Because there are 400 million individual buyers instead of one. If there was one buyer that represented the 400 million then they 1 buyer would decide the price.

All I have to say about Trump’s speech is what Pete Seeger or the Carter Family would’ve said…”it takes a worried man to sing a worried song.”

Someone please explain to dim-witted John Harbough that the press he is so frustrated at is really NFL Promo and not actual press. They are there to promote your business. Like they help keep you rich so quit being such a cry baby snowflake and answer the fucking questions.

Man fuck John Harbough and his “anti-press” conservative MAGA bootlicking bullshit. He’s a nepo baby who owes his career to his dad. And he knows it that’s why he is so sensitive and acting out at press conferences. I’m so glad Lamar Jackson is liberated from that clown.

The Patriots specialize in beating shit QBs. It’s all they do.

Jesus. I forgot how fucking boring the NFL is.

Hunter Biden go the fuck away challenge.

Y’all realize there are enough resources on this planet for everyone to live healthy, happy lives, right? Like we should all come together and decide, as one human group, what is the best way to do that. We have the smartest people who have ever lived alive right now. We could figure this out.

University of Michigan: the game clock on your tv screen is not the actual game clock. Florida State University: game clocks…pffft!

My Crystal Palace Eagles may be in trouble.

Time is money. Long voting lines are a poll tax.Fight this. @aclu.org @aclum.bsky.social @jamestalarico.bsky.social @mayor.nyc.gov @markey.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social @pressley.house.gov @sanders.senate.gov @abdulelsayed.bsky.social

“Christian Nationalism” is kinda misleading. I grew up in the evangelical church 3 times a week, apocalyptic end time rapture holiness cult. They want the entire world to be the same form of Christianity as them. It is their duty to save all humanity from the damnation their god created.