milk bottle champion

saw a really depressed pirate he had that thousand yarrrrr stare

Chekov's Gungan is a dramatic principle that if you introduce a silly alien guy, he will have to acquire undeniable political heft by the end

representation in media is so important

rising to the top by knowing the skeletons in the closet... a horrid blackmail due to how the world isn't ready for gay skeletons

I can plan whole other languages I'll mean to learn

(not understanding crop rotation at all) but milord how will we make the barley grow sideways

guy wearing a racist lion enjoyer t shirt getting ever more despondent reading pride and prejudice

previously it was only easy to take candy from a baby but honestly a good day can land you a few new ipads now

WARNING: PLAIN CLOTHES MORMONS OPERATE IN THIS AREA

stay at home morm (mormon)

whenever i blow dry my chest hair it feels like a stolen decadence meant only for hapsburg princelings

Andy Burnham has banned gas companies from fracking without headphones

just made an app to gamify the video games experience

early modern england but just talking about 4-8am nowadays

During the production of Waterloo 1970 the director was in effective control of the 7th largest land army due to how many of his extras were active Red Army soldiers

:)

gentleman executioner pulling out the electric chair so the lady can sit down in it

this is how it feels to type "tee hee"

sorry guys simply not watching a 4 minute clip of some yank politician epically slamming some 2-bit racist no one can make me

weekend plans

I'd buy a very low tier football club, put myself in charge and get to play irl football manager. ideally like a tier three team on portugal's coast or something

life goals

reverse christmas carol where greta thunberg is visited by the ghosts of three oil execs who convince her on the magic of fracking

bilbo was so real when he said he felt like butter scraped over too much bread

going to make one of these but it's a maze with statistics from different battles of the English Civil War

*twirling my hair and biting my lip at the seance* tell me is there a mrs cism?

I don't think ADHD or autism is over diagnosed but I do think people with it make too much short form video content about it

FBI Special Agent Marlow the Magnificent pulling out his badge fifty times all tied together and planting evidence behind your ear

honey where's my business scythe

Well it better run out after them

does Caligula (little boots, for his tendency to wear army sandals as a child around his father's army camp) have the biggest 'cute nickname'/'horrors committed' ratio

every single broken window, bit of graffiti, and the pig's head left outside the salford HMOs is a direct result of years of capitulation to the worst impulses of the far right from the "liberal" centre as well as the labour party, with it's dead behind the eyes mps crowing about boats

why are we rebooting girls they are not a computer they are women