Tom Eccles

the F keys are hideous to me

Welcome, Jonathan.

in toy story 6, when they're playing, it will have giant flashing text on screen saying: "THIS IS IMAGINARY, PLEASE DON'T BE CONFUSED"

sick of charging all my various oblongs.

Nunchucks are fidget toys for ninjas.

Siblings

tried to not over think it #gamer #justgamerthings

sumo mandarins are the closest you can get to eating the bugs from lion king

always dreaming of this vinyl toy.

Gen z Alex Mack is just Alex Mack

asterix AND obelix!?! somebody is feeling greedy today.

why are there drawing gloves that go down to the elbow? what are you freaks up to?

Kitchen doors don't have portholes anymore. Because of woke.

Love it when 30 pigeons pick a single dude's house to spend all their time on.

Mums check out each other's kids in case they have to battle

normal people

these are 12 years old, and i've honestly never drawn anything i like more.

Cartoonists are out there

Waiting for my coffee to reheat in the microwave

Bright Eyes lyrics:

Sense AND sensibility!? I'm seeing double!

looking forward to the new GTA releasing so they can make another cowboy game yeehaw

If I had a genie I would wish that everybody had 20% more spatial awareness and then I'd throw the lamp in a volcano.

i will not be taking questions

yeah, i love Soccer! (dog that played Wishbone)

okay i will watch the circus show now

she mina

hope there's a new chibi-robo game so goodsmile can make a to scale figurine of chibi.

wow. only 2 to 5 more years until a new animal crossing soundtrack.

Bic Foot. he got pens for feet. ...thanks.

mispronouncing tinnitus until my doctor cures me.

howdy! it's me, Odysseus. keep on truckin' pardner.

actually, springsteen was the scientist's name.

hello mudduh, hello fadduh ludonarrative dissonance, in capcom®'s pragmata

they should keep dolphins secret until you're 30.

She got that animators survival kit way of walking that drives me crazy.

gods greatest joke was making so many beautiful coffee tables and only making enough space for one in every home.

chibi-robo death sound is stuck in my head

Sea turtle should be Easter animal send tweet

love to mute a guy ciao, fucker

oh my god. it's a massacre.

the windows weather app sucks now. it just says shit like "mayhaps the weather bid you discontent this morrow" and if you click on it, internet explorer opens and destroys your computer.

storyboard revisionists should receive hazard pay.

Bean dad was wrong but maybe some adults could learn from his wisdom.

Everyone you meet is five to eight hours away from being in their pyjamas.

DLSS 5 is disrupting the "nintendo, hire this man" ecosystem

1.75 is normal speed and the world needs to catch up to my level.