Aunty Patsy

The inclusion of fellas is causing all sorts of arousal issues #totp

"Which chord is it this time?" "Does it really matter? " #totp

"No! The one about the milf." #totp

"Dunno - some headscarfs and multiple skirts? No one gives a shit anyway" #totp

Er, who? #totp

Is Sime's rug slipping down? #totp

BSA used to stand for 'bits stuck anywhere' applied to motorbike. Think it still works. #totp

No! Not that one Ray #totp

Settle down, Chris. Jeez. #totp

Daft, but great groove #totp

Culture Club appropriation #totp

Looks like a hypermobile Cliff Richard #totp

What a curious presentation #totp

Top architects in the daytime Y'know #totp

Toyah Willcoxsth with her record #totp

🎶 Body Tal🎵 .. Oh. #totp

Old fella can barely contain his barf #totp

Someone tighten his neck up willya? #totp

Next week, Yeh? #totp

Wake up, you're on! #totp

I think this performance will be illegal under forthcoming legislation. #totp

Sing live lads? #totp

"DAAAAD!" #totp

Christ what's up with the old perv? #totp

Old Rope, Vol 1 #totp

Egg for your bath, Chris? #totp

'Sweet People' ? Sweet Jesus #totp

"back off Camera 1"! #totp

Matchbox - named after the size of their awards cupboard #totp

I can feel myself ovulating. and I'm a 67yo bloke #totp

Burger, mate. #totp

Is that a gun in your pocket Stuart, or.. Yes. Yes it is #totp

*waft* *waft* "That'll do" - Flick Colby #totp

Go Alf! #totp

"... and Lurch on guitar" #totp

Which airline is that? #totp

Just a tip video producers - don't exercise your 'creativity' when there's a stunning singer knocking it out of the park #totp

Nice tablecloth girlie #totp

Hey Stranglers you can still get them at Tescos. You must be seeing Celebrations #totp

Oi! Camera 2! Get the exposure right. Christ! #totp

Pearly Twat #totp

That'll be the needles and pins I'm sticking in my eyes #totp

Did any adults make records in 1977? #totp

Same worldweariness next week then? #totp

Had they given up at this point? 5 mins on the songwriting, even less on the video #totp

Has he come as Val Doonican? #totp

Right. Enough bloody SAW royalties #totp

Oh, Whitney. 😢 #totp

Banger! #totp

Simon Cowell probably had a hand in this #totp