Steven Bailey

My feet aren't *that* big, but I do seem to have maxed out the available in-store size range for M&S slippers. Tootsies the size of brontosaurus surfboards, apparently.

An example of something that's gotten better during my lifetime? The term 'mental health' barely existed in the era I was born into.

Still two months to go, but been a stellar year for telly. Not just new shows (DTF St Louis, Widow's Bay) but: a) worthwhile revisits of some 2010s standouts (Broad City, Portlandia), and b) my first ever viewing of some wholehearted 90s/00s classics (Northern Exposure, Corner Gas)

Given that nearly all elections nowadays are extremely close battles against cartoonish supervillains, we should be able to press a button to skip to the results screen.

Any shooter with a good shotgun is a rhythm-action game.

October 25, 1938: Archbishop of Dubuque (Iowa), Francis J. L. Beckman, denounces Swing music as "a degenerated musical system... turned loose to gnaw away at the moral fiber of young people", warning that it leads down a "primrose path to hell."

Government telling me to stock up on medikits and shotguns.

[shouting outward] NEW SLIPPERS CREW

when the subtitles get it

another cool autumn week in the city

Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol DLSS 5 On

So much higher than the number of atoms in the universe

Off to Pilates, to keep my stupid body alive by waving my legs in the air.

Found out where they're storing your posts

When I visit the invisible dentist

Video games allow you to experience things you never thought possible

Legend of Zelda: A Link To Tapas

There I was, playing video games

As someone born in 1977, earliest scares were: 1) Clash Of The Titans, 2) the TV movie of Tarka The Otter, 3) Music video for Rockit by Herbie Hancock, jfc

Morning all! Last call for tonight's event. All proceeds to St Michael's Hospice: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/get-ahead-... If you can't make it down, there is a fundraiser on my Instagram: ig.me/27nWGAizgTwE...

Dill is always a good time.

What? Another post about AI and videogames?!? I hate myself. affectionatediscourse.substack.com/p/ais-unfore...

Some lovely rainwalk stuff coming out of Edam in the Netherlands (see also: Bergen in Norway). Bit intense this one, though - the storm apparently registered over 300,000 lightning strikes, and the cameraperson is making it more of a rain-jog. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKx4...

After all, what's +5% reload speed between friends

Shame we won't be getting another OlliOlli anytime soon, but we can still imagine what that soundtrack's gonna be OlliOlli soundtrack ass tune www.youtube.com/watch?v=I91U...

Romain Gavras in the house www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOyU...

Alright mate, calm down, stop being such a

Lauren Bacall and David Lynch

Great to see such a fresh, subversive take on the Resident Evil IP, where a window jumps out of a dog.

which Call Of Duty is this

SHOULD I DO IT YES/NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Lots of attention goes to Milka and Ritter Sport in the German chocolate stakes, but also: Definitely grab a bag of Knusper Flocken, if you're ever able. They most certainly aren't aesthetic, but goodness, just wait until you get a gob-load.

I can exclusively reveal the definitive review of #GTA6. It's not for the faint-hearted or hyper-rich. I mean, the game probably is. My review isn't though. Maybe it should be? Fuck. affectionatediscourse.substack.com/p/grand-thef...?

Resident Evil is phenomenal as a pure exercise in the physical logistics of action — for horror, for comedy, for excitement — the blocking, framing, timing, the design of each moment; perfect. It’s The Thing via Die Hard, but slapstick. A genius approach to the material.