Steve Danger Moore

A crossover Mafia/Star Wars theme Bar and Grille called Dagoba.

It's The Funk Soul Brother, Charlie Brown!

So I meant to say "You Fucking bitch, you ruined my life!" But what I actually said was "Pass the Jelly."

Breakfast of champions.

I thought he might be trying to be a piece of shit, but I came to the realization that he really is a piece of shit. There is no trying, it's just what comes naturally.

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If this person can find a reason to be this joyful in a place like that, maybe we're all seeing the world wrong. Thank you Gurdeep for sharing your joy. It's not an easy job right now.

The Ravens will never be in first place if they keep having a second half.

Incumbent has a B in it, a lot of people don't know that

Wow, I have exactly as many points in the first half as the Bengals do.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

Well let me tell you about the way she looks, the way she acted, the color of her hair. Her voice is soft and cool, her eyes are clear and bright, But you wouldn't know her, she lives in Niagara Falls.

Remember, Home Depot gave money to the melon felon's inauguration. Buy your pitch fork at Lowe's or shop local. Why do you want a pitch fork, you ask? Because any idiot can have a torch.

The whole team! And he was so at ease around them. They made him feel welcome. They didn't pander to him, They included him. These guys could have been egotistical jerkweeds all day because of their status but they put their egos aside and let him be a part of the fun. These guys are superheroes.

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Sometimes it just make you feel good to post a pic of you and your giant weiner

Out of all the different kinds of tots, "tater" is my favorite.

Me: Gonna get a couple things done, then eat something.. Also me: (*Does things for six hours) Why anm I so hungry?

Has anyone checked in on Randy Rainbow?

You can buy international use prepaid phones almost anywhere. There are people at airports who buy them to use the unused minutes.

My unhoused buddy came by this morning to tell me he might not be sleeping in my garage this winter. He is enrolled in a program that helps people with mental issues that has made a room available to him. I told him I'm m proud of him, but the kerosene heater is full and the door won't be locked.

I just tried some Fall Blend coffee. It was good, but I don't think it was made with real gravity.

I was going to watch Tenzing on Apple TV, but I realized I haven't seen Onezing through Ninezing so this probably isn't the place to start.

I just got the Wordle in one guess and now I'm a lawyer in China.

Brad Lander is a mensch. He walked up to the occupiers and dared them to find a new low and they did it without hesitation. There are few things in life that are guaranteed, the willful disdain for international law of the IDF is one of them.

Every day millions of people wake up, look at their phones and mutter the same word. "Zeeded?"

Immigrants are rapists and gang members,. except the ones I've met. They are voting illegally, except they can't, and wouldn't, because it would bring unwanted attention. They are taking our jobs, except we don't want those jobs. They add to the debt, except they added millions to the economy.

I've come to the realization that my cat is an asshoe. Will I stop giving him treats? No . Will I stop treating him like a special boy? Also no. Will I lock him in the room I have already called "The cat rom? Probably. But I will make sure he has sufficient treats. Yes. He owns me.

Just sneezed 195 times in a row. Am I going to stop sitting on my porch? No.

Simple. Direct. TRUTH.