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The Sam Darnold Experience in a nutshell there. #nfl

Well in Lula lad! You're not just what a Scouser calls the toilet!

Jesus Christ, Jerusalem, 33 CE.

Remember, put your clocks back. Or else #snluk youtube.com/shorts/93D5X...

Something to do isn't it? #snluk s2e6 power rankings Cher Witch Project Cold open Toenail Rapunzel B&B Jools Weekend Update Nigerian Wicked Thames Water Modern Music Monologue

@jdryznar.bsky.social @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social As you're on television in the UK on the Sky Arts channel right now I thought I'd ask, how did you get Fabio to do the intro to Steve's sexy murders?

Lorne or whoever is in charge over here has gone Sean Dyche on Fouracres this series. #SNLUK

Go on Paddy lad! That random Daryl Hall shout out is right up my street #snluk

The Cher Witch Experiment. Bravo you cheeky bastards! #snluk

Oh Freddie Meredith, your Prince William looks uncomfortably like Walliams! Prince Walliams even. #SNLUK

Any of you fine comedy people I know on hand to run 2 potential "jokes" past on DM by any chance?

Well that's another week passed with no prospect of watching Match Of The Day. At this rate it's becoming an increasingly distant memory.

Ten pin bowling alleys. You don't have to hire and wear those disgusting sweaty clown shoes anymore. And you can have a pint while you play now.

If you can't remember whether the clocks go forward or back in the UK this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you: the clocks go back this weekend

Televisions. You can get a massive fuck off telly now for actual less money now than a shit bulky one with half the screen size 20/30 years ago.

Who wore it better? Blunt or Richie Tenenbaum? #CelebrityTraitors

I think we might be on for an all-Traitors final 3 this series. This mob are getting worse and worse at the game every episode. #CelebrityTraitors

Tell you what, it's blowy out. Just went round the shops and got 4 blow jobs. Take care out there people!

Maya Jama proclaimed just before the banished player revealed their status as traitor or faithful "I think it's 50-50". No kidding! It's EXACTLY 50-50 you sausage! #CelebrityTraitors

Alright so when are we putting the heating on? Anyone there yet?

Also, I can't not read this in anything but an aggressively cockney accent.

No matter how much you have of this stuff it won't ever be enough. Stop judging me, whey!

You know those superhero movies you get nowadays? It's just actors and special effects. Nobody actually has any super powers at all!

I suppose the most embarrassing thing about the Chargers is that they're not even good enough to do any Chargering this season. #nfl

The Rams Cardinalsed themselves against the Cardinals!

Fucking lol at the Rams. Remember when everyone was saying they were huge favourites for the Superbowl this season and might even go unbeaten?

Anybody had these? I can highly recommend them. Particularly good with a beer. Much more than just a salted crisp, it really does have a depth of something I can't quite describe to it.

Good morning all. Ive just 16 weeks left on this fundraiser for Clatterbridge and I would love to hit £1000. Every penny goes directly to them. Any donation will help, just £1 can make a difference. Please repost to your followers so it hits the biggest audience possible!! Thanks in advance!! 💙💙💙

I'm watching and the stupid bastards haven't fucked it yet! #texashockey

Watching last night's #TOTP and history has fully vindicated Jerry Dammers' view of Bad Manners.

My rankings. I know you don't care but here we are. It's something to do isn't it? Weekend Update Flavio Smear test Gentleman pugs Black History Month Monologue He read the book Cold open Victoria and Albert #SNLUK

I'm a bit taken back by how funny James Norton was there. #SNLUK is on fire right now. If you're not sure about it but you're able to, I would recommend you watch last week and this week.

#SNLUK series 2 has really benefitted from the mid-series break. I thought this second series had fallen off a little bit early on. But this is 2 absolute belter episodes back to back now.

That long old piss take of improv doesn't work without Paddy Young committing fully to the bit. Once again Weekend Update delivers. And you've got to love them calling Shane Gillis a stupid fucking cunt at the end! #SNLUK

Norton is smashing it so far. A delightful surprise I had no idea he had comic chops. Maybe not quite up to Danny Dyer level to me but very close. #SNLUK

Go on The Streets! The first music act they've had on that I know and actually like. Yes I'm old as fuck. #SNLUK

Looking to issue a clarification on a post of mine. It turns out that Tommy's card or whatever was declined and he was unable to complete the couch purchase, costing my mate's da, Chris, a sale. As my mate pointed out "How can heaven hold a place for me When Chris won't even sell me a settee"

Just blundered into seeing a minute of Strictly dancing. Two ladies. Diddly dit dee dee! Not my words. The words of Alan Gordon Partridge

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Oh well suppose I'm not watching MOTD tonight then

Just caught up with last week's #SNLUK with Danny Dyer. DD absolutely smashed it. I thought he'd be good but i'd say he was the best host they've had so far. For me the best episode of series 2 and a top 3 overall.

Happy birthday to Guy Siner (Lieutenant Gruber off Allo Allo), Gary Kemp off Spandau Ballet, Jedward, @zafarcakes.bsky.social ... and me!

@nathanohagan.bsky.social Look what Birthday Santa delivered today! My wife absolutely got the memo on this one. Looking forward to it.

🎵 I shat myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the stench The only thing that's real And you could have it all My empire of cack I will let you down You won't ask me back 🎵

Any of yous use the Mutuals feed here? It's been all over the place recently for me, looks like it might be knackered. Anyone know of an alternative by any chance?