I dug coal with Baby Billy

truly, this man strikes new ground in being the most incorrect a person has ever been at least once a week

oh my god this is the most brewers inning I can think of

fuckin' Brewers devil magic again

how are they still making meet the fokkers movies in 2026

Sounds like a Brewers home game, Jesus

It's uh...it's Billy Ray Cyrus you know what I don't like this game

listen, if dead ass Lindsey Graham's sister loses this election it will make me laugh for a solid hour

for anyone who has ever stayed at a bougie hotel - I am one of those shorts and t shirt year round people. Am I going to feel horribly out of place if I stay in a fancy hotel?

have you ever met a bisexual?

Marco Rubio gonna have to learn Portuguese eh?

That didn't look close to a swing

Lol Miss

How have we not retired the #2?

Could be? Motherfucker if that ain't targeting I don't know what is

Jesus that's about as much targeting as you can get and of course no flag at all

Leavitt is a fucking interception MACHINE

Everybody running into outs all over the place

Holy fuck what a throw

Its all happening on X, the everything app! Now including coups!

we have a work event for fun this evening and I just want to go lay in my bed and hibernate

So helpful for this Amazon AI bullshit to highlight the dudes everyone on earth knows are blitzing

its funny that Trump only posts now in basically these big long rambling paragraphs that would've gotten you a probation on the something awful forums 20 years ago

this is also true just in public in general. And, if you're on a VIDEO CALL while you're at the checkout somewhere, everything you purchase should triple in price or you should be attacked by badgers

finally, a man with less juice than Vivek

A year ago today, our old boss fired my wife and 3 of her colleagues because she told them they were planning on leaving at the end of the year. A year later, we're still doing the same amount of work roughly, make about the same money, but we don't have to deal with her crazy ass. So, winner?

Hahahaha God what a stupid world

The new American Dream is to be paid a buyout to not work

oh my god how are we still days away from the world series starting this is awful

what was that account that sent out unique mlb playoff brackets if you liked the tweet?

Jesus Christ, this is fucking gross

Wow what a loss for the community.

lol I spent 4.49 for a head of cauliflower yesterday but yeah, super concerned about a golf course in DC

so we're doing metaverse 2.0? cool, cool

A women's health task force, led by someone who is a) not a doctor b) not a healthcare professional in any conceivable way c) not a woman d) is literally RFK Jr What do you even say to that at this point

I need a good horror movie to watch...anyone have any suggestions?

Oh my God Miami lol

Good God is Kentucky going to be in the top 10?!?!

Hahaha an audible go big blue chant in Norman, Oklahoma. What a fucking world this is

Lol was that a jump pass attempt?!

CAYUTS!!!!!!?

Hahaha that absolutely was not PI

Minchey just get rid of the ball man

Yeahhhhh don't know that that was a great call man