BONEstarHoosier

if you put AI slop in front of my eyeballs then congratulations, I hate you and I won't take what you're offering

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Make a band edible: Fleetwood Big Mac

If no one else got me, Pat Metheny and Bob Curnow got me

If you find yourself in a dystopia, take to the woods with all speed

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I just got to thumb through animation cels from Garfield and Friends for my job. How’s your day going.

Going to write an episode of The Magnus Files where the winners of Paul Bunyan’s Axe have to slaughter the other team with it

It’s the season to go looking for a Halloween playlist for Kiddo in the car, but what you find is a playlist of knockoff covers that long to reside in the uncanny valley. How the fuck do you recreate Ghostbusters without saxes??! youtu.be/Zrz1pQ0zFNM?...

Josh Hoover, 2/3 through this season

This one was for Bill Lynch's gum.

Indiana threw two passes after halftime, one was an INT, and the Hoosiers beat Michigan 13-6 in OT. Indiana's first win at Michigan in 57 years.

thank fuck

Kiddo carved a jack-o’-lantern. I guess it’s watching the game too

Just going to walk into the woods and never return

The AUDACITY of showing that ad while we’re already suffering the indignity of having to watch this game

Doing Spooky Lake Month vids instead of #iufb

Stupids

I think Josh Hoover is doing a Bartleby the Scrivener

Thank God Charlie B is tall and has hops

#iufb has mono

At a “Pool Pumpkin Splash” with Kiddo and I don’t think the local Kroc Center is aware that “Zombie” by the Cranberries is not about actual zombies or Halloween

Tummy hort already

It’s Hoosier Gameday! Hold ont your butts!

Not even Saturday yet and nevertheless: tummy hort

Thinking about Bill Lynch’s gum

My dog is so gaunt 😭 Cancer sucks

I adore Maria Bamford. Her new doc is so good

Our vet just let us know that our 13-year-old greyhound Dizzy likely has lymphoma, and short of surgery and chemo, left to herself she probably has days to a week left. I'm looking at in-home euthanasia options.

ROOPE!!!!!

Sending employees a phishing test email telling them they are getting rings then making them take cybersecurity classes instead should be a 1 year suspension for Dolan MINIMUM. Jail time would be better.

Thinking about handing out only stickers and glowsticks this Halloween, instead of candy

THITH FLAG ITH PRETHENTED TO YOU ON BEHALFTH OF A GRATTHEFUL NATION

RON. TUGNUTT.

me to ~80 percent of the Internet

it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that