Stonemanwitch

Stonemanwitch

@stonemanwitch.bsky.social

Part man, part bear, part rock. Writer of spooky things. Maker of bad jokes. Movie buff.

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A friend of mine posted that “if Jesus was a woman he’d been burned as a witch” meme and I couldn’t help myself, I had to point out the obvious. That meme makes me so itchy. Like how it is even a thing?

I might’ve overcorrected by bringing up the Normandy witch trials, Iceland, and secrecy laws. Perhaps my know-it-all nature will work in my favor this time. Let us hope.

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Sharing this again. I apologize if this is annoying. I’m trying my best to keep me and my disabled mom safe and fed as we navigate homelessness. I have no irl support. I’m trying to afford my and mom’s medicines. Any help or shares are greatly appreciated.

Stonemanwitch@stonemanwitch.bsky.social

I don’t mean to spam anyone but I’d like to share this again. My disabled mom and I are both homeless, living in a cheap hotel. I’m trying to keep us here so she can heal. She has severe mobility issues and we have nowhere to go. If you’d like to help anything is appreciated beyond words.

Sharing this again. I apologize if this is annoying. I’m trying my best to keep me and my disabled mom safe and fed as we navigate homelessness. I have no irl support. I’m trying to afford my and mom’s medicines. Any help or shares are greatly appreciated.

Stonemanwitch@stonemanwitch.bsky.social

I don’t mean to spam anyone but I’d like to share this again. My disabled mom and I are both homeless, living in a cheap hotel. I’m trying to keep us here so she can heal. She has severe mobility issues and we have nowhere to go. If you’d like to help anything is appreciated beyond words.

Screamed myself awake last night, but you would too if you had to play dead to evade home invaders and rescue your simultaneously-twins-yet-one-single-baby and make beef stroganoff at the same time.

Claiming lesbians did “the bulk of work” and gay men “took up too much oxygen” during the *AIDS crisis* is a) contemptuously homophobic and vile, and b) historical revisionism. Gay men did *not* just sit on their laurels waiting to die or be saved.

Acknowledging allies and other activists is good, but downplaying or downright denying and belittling gay mens’ roles in our own history and movements is evil and bizarre.

We sold our car and got the exact amount we needed. The car was on its last leg—axel busted, alarm going off on its own, headlights broken. It would’ve cost too much to fix and keep anyway.

Trying to get into the Halloween spirit so I’m watching a childhood favorite: Casper Meets Wendy. I went through a phase when I was a kid where I dressed in all blue with matching bucket hat because Wendy dressed in all red and I wanted to be a witch, too.

A lot of people have a hard time understanding that just because something is well-intentioned doesn’t mean it can’t have consequences, whether those are negative consequences or just unforeseen consequences. Every drop has ripples.

Had a dream last night I befriended a tawny owl named Derrick who flew through a pickup truck window while I was driving. He perched on my shoulder and would nuzzle like a cat. He ate my gummy worms.

The X-Files is one of the greatest TV shows of all time. One minute you’re watching the most horrific thing you’ve ever seen and the next minute you’re at a Cher concert.

Ex-stepdad was texting Mom asking “what she’d do for him” if he were to give her money and help us out, knowing damn well we’re struggling. I’ve never met such a evil, vile little prick in all my life.

The new Carrie show was kinda disappointing. There were some good elements but also some not great ones. They took a horrific tragedy about unchecked abuse and made it an empowerment narrative.

Mike Flanagan is hit or miss for me. I love Oculus and Midnight Mass was incredible. But House of Usher was dreadful. He’s at his best when he’s deep in emotion. That just wasn’t there in Carrie which is a shame because the book is brimming with it.

“I said I liked it, I didn’t say it was good.” I love low budget 2000s straight to dvd horror with my whole heart. 5ive Girls is probably one of my favorites. It’s got everything: possession, witches, superpowers, adorable lesbians, Ron Perlman, Catholics, a nonsense plot. 5 stars.

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A friend of mine was kind enough to help us out with $50 digital visas. But, for some reason, they confuse the hotel staff and now there’s $100 in room rent floating out in the cybervoid and I don’t know if we can get it back.🙃

The new Carrie show is out. I loved the book so much. I always loved how much of it is inspired by Charles Fort, but hate how those details have been remembered as pure Kingisms.

One thing that I find interesting about homeless is how much I miss my old oven. I miss baking. I miss making key lime pie. I used to make it so much I have the recipe memorized.

There’s an instagram of these guys who remake men’s American collegiate wear from 1910 - 1940s and I’m obsessed with it. This type of twee hyper-fixation is the best part of the internet.

I had a dream the other night I started a gay mens lifestyle magazine and interviewed Danny Pintauro. If I had any functional skills, I’d probably do it for real.

I apologize for sharing this again but I’m currently in danger of losing my hotel room. Both me and my mother are homeless with nowhere to go. She is physically disabled with severe mobility issues. Any shares or help are appreciated beyond words. 💙

Stonemanwitch@stonemanwitch.bsky.social

I don’t mean to spam anyone but I’d like to share this again. My disabled mom and I are both homeless, living in a cheap hotel. I’m trying to keep us here so she can heal. She has severe mobility issues and we have nowhere to go. If you’d like to help anything is appreciated beyond words.

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I’m homeless and trying to gather enough funds for me and my physically disabled mother to stay safe in our hotel room. If you’d like to help, my PayPal and Venmo are tagged in these posts. Anything is greatly appreciated. 💙

Stonemanwitch@stonemanwitch.bsky.social

I don’t mean to spam anyone but I’d like to share this again. My disabled mom and I are both homeless, living in a cheap hotel. I’m trying to keep us here so she can heal. She has severe mobility issues and we have nowhere to go. If you’d like to help anything is appreciated beyond words.

Everything is an ad now. Pinterest is 70% ads. I can’t watch a YouTube or instagram video without some pop up telling me to buy capri pants or a carburetor. People used to make crafting videos. People used to share recipes and art. This is a digital war on beauty and humanness.

When my grandfather was alive, he won the lottery twice on top of winning several hockey, bowling, and car show trophies. Often I petition him like my personal good luck ancestral folk saint.

Don’t waste your money on cheap plastic Halloween decorations this year, instead get some chicken wire and papier-mache and make something upsetting and grotesque like our ancestors intended.